"Can you take a picture of us"

Had my leg amputated and my brother shows up to the hospital dressed as a pirate

Finally, this exists

Got confused, played CoD in a dress

the bottom

4' 11"

My Immediate Response To People I Encounter Daily

Cargo Trailer Robbery in Broad daylight

He is also listening to his least favorite music

A Sigh Of Relief

Ready for today's meeting

Wow. Mind blown.

Building your own powered model aircraft

Tiny door found in a children's hospital.

Had my leg amputated last week. I had to do it

Seems much more accurate

parents dont know shit about the d

My dads first deployment to Iraq we sent him a Shrek themed birthday party. This is what he sent back

>tfw no gf

I searched "Bleached ***" on youtube. This is the first result

Florida, home of the giant rat

The Law Of Cats

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Photos of divers doing flips mid-dive and edited onto a toilet is the best thing I've seen all week

This dog looks like William H. Macy

My three year old saw this and exclaimed "Look! Someone drew green scissors on the road!"

My whole life has been a lie

ah yeeee

Feminist logic

Wife accidentally used my beard-trimmings towel to dry her face

Not telling nefer again

this came into the clinic today. 23lbs.

Rook at me

It's a shit job, but somebody's gotta do it!

Tran ban

Old and stolen: comics edition

Legos are sexist

When European sees uncolonized land

Big, black, and you can sit on it.

Hans is always prepared

Reminds me of Requiem for a Dream

Served with a side of Grandpa's famous fromunda cheese

Went to lunch today and this was in the doorway.

What the hell is going on here...

Release date august the 6th

"NO WE WON'T"

Collar tag WIN

The bravest man in the airport

Introducing the new Nintendo Swiss.

They had so little time to react. RIP.

Mr. Crab's first dollar

Just aCoincidence? I think not!

My friend recently acquired a "gently used" office desk

Got cut off today, wasn't even mad.

Didn't see you there

I heard you hate communists

My online physics homework knows me too well

It's getting real now...

My friends kid looks like Garth.

Damn mexicans

Someone at work has her kids coming in to visit. She drew this so I would know what they look like when they got here...

Found your mom's ethernet port

Why is this a stock photo?

Ha Yee

Cage me again mother***er

Centipedes

ESRB Video Game rating system

Multitasking....

There are no original ideas anymore.

Little League in a nutshell

Internal message

This hangs in the paint department of my local hardware

Every high school seating chart

The view is pretty nice from here.

So sad

So I found this at my parents house last night?

I'm the guy from your math books who has a ton of pizzas in their car

Artificial Intelligence

Assailant..."slipped and fell"

guilt

I'm convinced there's a conspiracy going on here.

It fits

Our maintenance guy definitely watched Tom and Jerry as a kid

When plastic bags attack

Working at the White House right now

Only true gamers can relate

white children feel more comfortable with guns

I ❤️ DP? Pssh, anyone recall 7up doing something like this more than a decade ago?

I guess things are getting competitive at work

Not sure if I should be concerned or Texas.

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Signs

Imma crash this website

Baby Announcement.

When two wrongs make a right

M'am, good news is--we found your daughter. Bad news is, the bidding is up to $20K

I too hope to achieve Nic Cage levels of coolness one day

"On what level of crazy liberalism are you on", "Like 5 or 6", "you are like a baby, watch this"

They should make a movie

The Pussy Deflector Mk. I