Academy award winner...
Saturday Night Special
I chew, I chew, I a million times chew.
"You sure that's the right word?"..."Yeah, like 80% sure."..."Print it."
Punny keyboard
Optional required.
"He's my best friend and he works hard all day. Couldn't you at least wag your tail?" by Tom Cheney
Eat crap die fast
"Can I have a piece of paper?".........
bobs or shitpost in your blog butiful
I saw this on Phil Plait's Facebook page today.
they cri
Microsoft is getting desperate...
The ice maker is not working
and this is my partner Ghee Buttersnaps.
War has changed...
"I have a friend who could do it for cheaper"
When I switch from regular jeans into high waist ones.
Chaotic Lawful
Don't get high on your own supply dogo
Saw this in China, kinda made me want to stand there and wait until it started raining
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...
PICKLE RICK
So this is what happens when you break something
The only downside
Restart life would be a great option
My new lawn ornament arrived today
Plane safety, it's just plain safety
George's wife wasn't too hard to look at either, Clapton would agree.
Anon confirms alien's intelligence
My buddy's girlfriend's new rules for him...
Husband thinks he hit the jackpot at Walmart.
Never underestimate nerds with too much free time
Begone Weeb
How to navigate a conversation like a pro ?
Introducing...
The Road is Lava
Thoughts...
Wake up the day a dog...a cat by breakfast
We've found a legend.
It wont work, Taco.
Quality content
Desert Water Aircraft Carrier
Bepsi
Show boob
Just a tall tourist using an ATM in South East Asia..
Cat lost her eye to an accident, but with modern technology's help, she regained it.
Booked myself a window seat in advance
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Michael Scott
Discarded mattress and trash bin looks like Kim and Kanye
Trust nobody, not even yourself
Saudio Arabia is on my travel checklist now
Teenage
Ain't No Racist
Send panis and testacals
They went on an adventure!
When HL community delivers
He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Google hires literal nazis
KIM JONG UNITED KOREA
Thanks for sharing, I guess.
Bad At At!
Tux wetsuits
Eye'm Watching You
W o a h
Something else
10/10, delivery guy
Just how I like it. Pre streaked.
What is my purpose? You hold books. Oh God...
Wishing I had a visible spare tire... spotted by a friend in Omaha.
Man finds his true spirit animal
She was hit by, she was struck by, a fast soccer ball.
Little League World Series kids strike again
Guess she's done "Adulting" for the day.
Or when you accidentally sign up for a hardcore PvP server
Quick call 99--- shit!
How to "make money" as a canadian.
Meanwhile in England.
What changed?
Just moved into a new house yesterday. Pretty sure my roommate isn't a fan of the basement setup.
All in One Parent
And that's how it was in the old days.
That works too
Exactly how I remember my town. Thanks, Google
Ambitious AND realistic. This kid is going places.
When you don't check the drawings on things you buy
This wont end well....
I made the mistake of buying a "romantic" cabin poetry set for our refrigerator.
Today on feminism and equality
Day 1of first job and my company gave me this laptop. Wish me luck.
Back to the mothership!
Damn
I drive by faith
Sometimes you dont need motivation to succeed
TIL Satan is a balloon
The 60s are back!
they can smell drop of gold in water from 872356 miles
"Smile kids"
one more try