Geared up for getting down

Portals are "one size fits most"

Garlic bread

Happy left handers day!

Truth Facts

This guy is living in the future

That was fast.

If you're going to show up with tiki torches, you may as well dress the part.

The difference a smile makes

The driver was never found, but a fair amount of catnip all over the front seat was taken in as evidence.

[the creeping horror of reality sinking in]

Someone really wanted these to be real

My dog realized she can stand in the pool

The 50's were simple times.

Dinosaur extinction according to the flat earth society

The true definition of getting high

Ba-bo-be-bo, ba-ba-do-ba-ba-ba-ba-bapadi

Saw this dog taking a break from the interstate, wondering if he will ever get over the break up with the cat. She took all the essentials and will certainly not look back.

Welcome to the family.... ***.

Life of a Finnish park ranger

This is the shirt your parents would buy you if they want you to get bullied

My dog excited to see this mountain of food.

Got em funk?

Not understandable!

Damn, New Years was 8 months ago

Who's gunna feed me now?

My Router Is Not Working

Whenever I find a single ant in my kitchen.

An entire loaf of bread gone in seconds

World's worst undercover cop?

Took this photo of my cat today

bob

worm on a string

Totally not what I ordered.

Before and after I told her she was a good girl

Saw this cat fueling up off of the Interstate. They've clearly got the essentials, and are not looking back.

Dad, am I doing this right?

He did it

Hell hath no fury like a meteorologist scorned

When your mom is taking too long at Costco

My aunt took a tumble behind the camera. The reactions tell the story.

There's got to be a good story here

My mom spent fifteen minutes waiting to snap a picture of the "Welcome to Wyoming" sign. It was raining.

Had an interesting Caller ID come up at work today.

Game of Thrones realism

Twelve years old and drinking a beer?

Gluten is the trend now...

I'm feeling spectacular!

These spices

Friend saw this attached to someone's mailbox

My mom was mad at me for laughing after her foot surgery

Keep it up, folks. Ingvar, Lucas, Erik, excellent restraint.

Bamboozling

My cousin behind scene

They think they can fool us but I figured out which color has which taste. Hope i could help you if you ever buy a limited skittles edition as well.

Not for long...

Nice

I completely forgot that i told siri that my name is "mother***er" and my jaw dropped when i told her this

My FB friend met Ed O'Neill and the guy behind her can't f*cking believe it

I'm fairly certain my niece is a mandrake.

But loot tho...

Nice try, fortune! Still not gonna try anal...

Great discount!

First Hugelol meetup after the revelation

Why It's Easier to Succeed With Persuasive Marketing Than You Might Think?

My Audi on a 3 year lease, was told I must return under 50k miles or return charges would be applied, they underestimated my madness :)

When allergy season hits

The most redneck wedding in southern history.

Dentist's new car .

Yup. Nailed it!

My wife asked me which way we would go if we were staying in 218 or 219...

College football fans make the best signs.

The Perfect Party Decoration

Dat ass dough

This is a level of self loathing I've never seen before.

Guess we'll skip this house

happy ending doesn't exi....

soon

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Turns out Veggie People get pretty creepy after a while

This candle is usually found right next to a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign.

Hopefully my morning coffee isnt a sign of things to come.

Everybody fits in this one car??

OH Shit "just act natural"

Hugelol con

Things keep getting curiouser and curiouser.

There you go, I ordered some drinks for everybody

I hope they used their 20% discount flyers

When your food is taking too damn long!

>tfw it's Cory in the House

When you're low key trying to offend everyone on the road.

How you store bread says a lot about you as a person

it's my ***ing time to shine

I picked up a bunch of free boxes from Craigslist. I was surprised but I can't wait to see the moving guys' reaction.

Newspaper headline I thought I would never read..

I didn’t learn this in Drivers Ed.

Huh

The Guam flag looks like the first thing you see if you are being born in Guam.

Tried to do an "artsy" photo shoot with our baby

Fury