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Things keep getting curiouser and curiouser.
There you go, I ordered some drinks for everybody
I hope they used their 20% discount flyers
When your food is taking too damn long!
>tfw it's Cory in the House
When you're low key trying to offend everyone on the road.
How you store bread says a lot about you as a person
it's my ***ing time to shine
I picked up a bunch of free boxes from Craigslist. I was surprised but I can't wait to see the moving guys' reaction.
Newspaper headline I thought I would never read..
I didn’t learn this in Drivers Ed.
The Guam flag looks like the first thing you see if you are being born in Guam.
Tried to do an "artsy" photo shoot with our baby
It gives 11 AC... I'm using it
A new hero is born
Seems legit I reckon.
The chemicals are turning kid gay
Just found the perfect villain for the next Wonder Woman movie.
This was left on the windshield of a car that is consistently double parked everyday in the parking lot of the complex my office is in.
remember when that was a plausible number on hl?
When you can't use the bathroom without being bothered by your wife or your son.
ha ha yes
Spotted outside Google's Venice Beach offices
what a coincidence
Working in IT, I can relate
Honk if a kid falls out
i've been so blind
Woke up this morning to my baby turtle asleep like this.
Meanwhile in Booneville, Mississippi...
In Canada, we have a show called Cityline, which is mostly attended by middle-aged women. My girlfriend at the time made me go
This Kindergartner's assignment on Triangles
These puns are un bee-leiveable
I pay, therefore I exist
My mum tried to tell me Birds weren't animals this is what the internet said
I make custom teapots. This one sold 5 minutes after it was done. :)
Watches for sale.
Super power by 2020
Does your dog bite? Worse, he judges you
I had to do a double take when scrolling through local Triathlon photos.
Who's church is it?
You know it girl
The first review of Seinfeld signed by the cast and crew.
Picking Colin Mochrie up from the airport.
Hello there beautiful
New social media craze?
Candy Apple Island
When panorama mode literally turns your mom into an ***
The time has come
That's not a tomato...
My girlfriends dog got bit by a copperhead. Send his goofy swollen face your well wishes!
My wife insists she'll find one he likes
1 million sq km flag
You can never be too safe...
Best tatoo cover up
This person on a kids playground
Found in a college text book
I raise you the entire Earth is lava
This girl has had just about enough of her underwear being stolen.
Guess who admins?
The Joy of Summer Vacation
Never gets old
Babe, you look good enough to eat.
Shakespeare was really ahead of his time...
how I would like to spend my day
Never thought about that...
LOL, cannot stop laughing
Lets all have fun today!
Senior Tacos is the best
Well that's not a topping you see on most menus...
C'mon Kim, make it real!
"Crap! I Thought I Locked the Door!!!"
Haha not Like I have that kinda of hair
Another indian joke
Glorious Communist Surround Sound
Just what I need
The power of imagination
That's one way to sit in a box, I guess.
Pregnancy Test Errors
The local community college art show was 10/10
When you get a little money and start buying stupid shit.
Drop kick me Jesus...
this shirt is up to speed with current events