When you can't use the bathroom without being bothered by your wife or your son.

ha ha yes

Spotted outside Google's Venice Beach offices

what a coincidence

Working in IT, I can relate

Honk if a kid falls out

i've been so blind

Woke up this morning to my baby turtle asleep like this.

Meanwhile in Booneville, Mississippi...

Protip!

This house.

Relatable

In Canada, we have a show called Cityline, which is mostly attended by middle-aged women. My girlfriend at the time made me go

Human brain

This Kindergartner's assignment on Triangles

These puns are un bee-leiveable

I pay, therefore I exist

My mum tried to tell me Birds weren't animals this is what the internet said

I make custom teapots. This one sold 5 minutes after it was done. :)

Alright, sorry.

Watches for sale.

Super power by 2020

Does your dog bite? Worse, he judges you

Press conference.

I had to do a double take when scrolling through local Triathlon photos.

fish wish

Who's church is it?

You know it girl

The first review of Seinfeld signed by the cast and crew.

Picking Colin Mochrie up from the airport.

Hello there beautiful

New social media craze?

Candy Apple Island

When panorama mode literally turns your mom into an ***

The time has come

That's not a tomato...

My girlfriends dog got bit by a copperhead. Send his goofy swollen face your well wishes!

My wife insists she'll find one he likes

1 million sq km flag

Relatable

You can never be too safe...

Best tatoo cover up

This person on a kids playground

Found in a college text book

Extreme dabbing

I raise you the entire Earth is lava

This girl has had just about enough of her underwear being stolen.

Guess who admins?

The Joy of Summer Vacation

Never gets old

Babe, you look good enough to eat.

Shakespeare was really ahead of his time...

how I would like to spend my day

Never thought about that...

LOL, cannot stop laughing

Menacing

Lets all have fun today!

Senior Tacos is the best

Well that's not a topping you see on most menus...

C'mon Kim, make it real!

"Crap! I Thought I Locked the Door!!!"

Haha not Like I have that kinda of hair

Final Boss

Bye baby

Another indian joke

Glorious Communist Surround Sound

Just what I need

The power of imagination

That's one way to sit in a box, I guess.

Pregnancy Test Errors

The local community college art show was 10/10

When you get a little money and start buying stupid shit.

Drop kick me Jesus...

this shirt is up to speed with current events

Finally

Caught the noodle thief

Couple gets an evident seal of approval

First thing I learned about having my own place

A book review by snoop

Dickon Dickoff

Go do the stuff.

If only birds were a bit bigger

Better blur out her fingers before you offend someone.

A more realistic map position

Nailed the title. A+

I see your road is lava and your Baltimore is lava, and raise you the ocean is lava

Academy award winner...

Saturday Night Special

I chew, I chew, I a million times chew.

"You sure that's the right word?"..."Yeah, like 80% sure."..."Print it."

Punny keyboard

Optional required.

"He's my best friend and he works hard all day. Couldn't you at least wag your tail?" by Tom Cheney

Eat crap die fast

"Can I have a piece of paper?".........

bobs or shitpost in your blog butiful

I saw this on Phil Plait's Facebook page today.

they cri

Microsoft is getting desperate...

The ice maker is not working