Damn, New Years was 8 months ago

Who's gunna feed me now?

My Router Is Not Working

Whenever I find a single ant in my kitchen.

An entire loaf of bread gone in seconds

World's worst undercover cop?

Took this photo of my cat today

bob

worm on a string

Totally not what I ordered.

Before and after I told her she was a good girl

Saw this cat fueling up off of the Interstate. They've clearly got the essentials, and are not looking back.

Dad, am I doing this right?

He did it

Hell hath no fury like a meteorologist scorned

When your mom is taking too long at Costco

My aunt took a tumble behind the camera. The reactions tell the story.

There's got to be a good story here

My mom spent fifteen minutes waiting to snap a picture of the "Welcome to Wyoming" sign. It was raining.

Had an interesting Caller ID come up at work today.

Game of Thrones realism

Twelve years old and drinking a beer?

Gluten is the trend now...

I'm feeling spectacular!

These spices

Friend saw this attached to someone's mailbox

My mom was mad at me for laughing after her foot surgery

Keep it up, folks. Ingvar, Lucas, Erik, excellent restraint.

Bamboozling

My cousin behind scene

They think they can fool us but I figured out which color has which taste. Hope i could help you if you ever buy a limited skittles edition as well.

Not for long...

Nice

I completely forgot that i told siri that my name is "mother***er" and my jaw dropped when i told her this

My FB friend met Ed O'Neill and the guy behind her can't f*cking believe it

I'm fairly certain my niece is a mandrake.

But loot tho...

Nice try, fortune! Still not gonna try anal...

Great discount!

First Hugelol meetup after the revelation

Why It's Easier to Succeed With Persuasive Marketing Than You Might Think?

My Audi on a 3 year lease, was told I must return under 50k miles or return charges would be applied, they underestimated my madness :)

When allergy season hits

The most redneck wedding in southern history.

Dentist's new car .

Yup. Nailed it!

My wife asked me which way we would go if we were staying in 218 or 219...

College football fans make the best signs.

The Perfect Party Decoration

Dat ass dough

This is a level of self loathing I've never seen before.

Guess we'll skip this house

happy ending doesn't exi....

soon

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Turns out Veggie People get pretty creepy after a while

This candle is usually found right next to a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign.

Hopefully my morning coffee isnt a sign of things to come.

Everybody fits in this one car??

OH Shit "just act natural"

Hugelol con

Things keep getting curiouser and curiouser.

There you go, I ordered some drinks for everybody

I hope they used their 20% discount flyers

When your food is taking too damn long!

>tfw it's Cory in the House

When you're low key trying to offend everyone on the road.

How you store bread says a lot about you as a person

it's my ***ing time to shine

I picked up a bunch of free boxes from Craigslist. I was surprised but I can't wait to see the moving guys' reaction.

Newspaper headline I thought I would never read..

I didn’t learn this in Drivers Ed.

Huh

The Guam flag looks like the first thing you see if you are being born in Guam.

Tried to do an "artsy" photo shoot with our baby

Fury

It gives 11 AC... I'm using it

A new hero is born

Seems legit I reckon.

The chemicals are turning kid gay

Just found the perfect villain for the next Wonder Woman movie.

This was left on the windshield of a car that is consistently double parked everyday in the parking lot of the complex my office is in.

Lifehax

No witness

When you can't use the bathroom without being bothered by your wife or your son.

ha ha yes

Spotted outside Google's Venice Beach offices

what a coincidence

Working in IT, I can relate

Honk if a kid falls out

i've been so blind

Woke up this morning to my baby turtle asleep like this.

Meanwhile in Booneville, Mississippi...

Protip!

This house.

Relatable

In Canada, we have a show called Cityline, which is mostly attended by middle-aged women. My girlfriend at the time made me go

Human brain

This Kindergartner's assignment on Triangles

These puns are un bee-leiveable