My wife works with a bunch of scientists and every time I visit her work I write a fake quote in the conference room.

Taking advantage of deals when you are drunk

I think I'll let him finish it first

Time to show my superpower!

Die Not So Hard.

Yadda

Predator down time

I made my own shirt design

some assembly required

When you want to help put away the groceries, but there's a bag and you're a cat.

Found this lunchbox in my garage. It is the most 90s thing I've ever seen

*** you too, tree!

Iphone 8 leak

2017 everybody

When she's about to send nudes but you have 2% battery left.

So, luau ghost may not be an appropriate Halloween costume anymore...

My Crohns doctor paints, and puts his art around the office. This is in the bathroom.

Commentary God

Police stop at a Canadian half marathon

This was posted om my works bulletin board today

God has a sense of humor at least

Is anyone still here?

Thought you guys might like to see my new banana hammock.

Saw this guy biking downtown a week ago in a Speedo, smoking a bong. This is him protesting outside the police department

Dog will lose his shit!

I'm a little concerned about my sister's future...

I never want to encounter this dude at a urinal

One of the support guys was determined to show me a trace, I was expecting a serious issue, this is what I saw.

Speak like an Australian

Walked past a door that was deep in denial

Finally found out what to do with those veggie burgers!

It only makes sense

Sign guy 2020

Where is it

Meatloaf

Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands

Ironic, but not wrong.

For all you trap lovers, ya'll are gay.

Can I ?

Hello There

Anon ***s up

If every airline in the US had an honest slogan

Blue stands for loyalty

Rare Footage of Japanese Marine Infiltrating the US in 1941

"My girlfriend is 20 years younger than me" starter pack

I get super artsy when my wife leaves luggage in the living room for two weeks.

Urgent message...

Everyone has their own taste preferences, and thats ok :)

I'm stuck inside, I need to get out. Help me please.

10/10 Subtitles

Pic unrelated.

[windows sounds]

Anon is the alt-right

Moose Game

Cause this is thriller, thriller night!

Pizza man, my hero

Beaver Jokes

infinite respect

Beware of dawggo

Rope companies hate him

I'm the guy that typed 'no f***ing shrimp or he die' onto a tables bill and forgot to remove it

Photography magic!

I sat near the most animated reader I've ever seen.

Someone's been putting these stickers on random products in the store I work.

"OH MY GOD, close the door!"

These $50 carabiners have a security lock even though you can just unhook them

Wonder what happened the next day

Sir are you aware that you are a cat?

Dickbutt before it was cool

From a bar on Bratislava

You Have Made Your Last Mistake Human...

My biggest fear.....

Nationalism is retarded

"I'm better off without that stupid cat anyways, I don't need her. All I need is myself"

Taco Bell is hip.

He killed 50 men

P.E.N.C.I.L.

Troll of the century

memes

Things u see in atlanta airport

These signs for the toilets in this café

Ya like jazz?

How you Bean

Anon explains Slav Squats

weeeeeee

Apart but always together

Cat ninja training

A forrest made out of wooden spikes

These are movies I'd actually go see

What would you do in this situation?

bobs and vegeta

he did it!

After seeing this meme on here I had my gf make it into a shirt

He is not the god we asked for but the god we deserved

my joke backfired

Even though my sunflower is blind, it still enjoys looking at the sun

today someone decided to make an illegal u turn at the worst possible time

Horror time

That good ol' Calculator

My entire youth was spent training for this moment