Beaver Jokes

infinite respect

Beware of dawggo

Rope companies hate him

I'm the guy that typed 'no f***ing shrimp or he die' onto a tables bill and forgot to remove it

Photography magic!

I sat near the most animated reader I've ever seen.

Someone's been putting these stickers on random products in the store I work.

"OH MY GOD, close the door!"

These $50 carabiners have a security lock even though you can just unhook them

Wonder what happened the next day

Sir are you aware that you are a cat?

Dickbutt before it was cool

From a bar on Bratislava

You Have Made Your Last Mistake Human...

My biggest fear.....

Nationalism is retarded

"I'm better off without that stupid cat anyways, I don't need her. All I need is myself"

Taco Bell is hip.

He killed 50 men

P.E.N.C.I.L.

Troll of the century

memes

Things u see in atlanta airport

These signs for the toilets in this café

Ya like jazz?

How you Bean

Anon explains Slav Squats

weeeeeee

Apart but always together

Cat ninja training

A forrest made out of wooden spikes

These are movies I'd actually go see

What would you do in this situation?

bobs and vegeta

he did it!

After seeing this meme on here I had my gf make it into a shirt

He is not the god we asked for but the god we deserved

my joke backfired

Even though my sunflower is blind, it still enjoys looking at the sun

today someone decided to make an illegal u turn at the worst possible time

Horror time

That good ol' Calculator

My entire youth was spent training for this moment

Oh Kurwa

that smile <3

memes

magic level

Geared up for getting down

Portals are "one size fits most"

Garlic bread

Happy left handers day!

Truth Facts

This guy is living in the future

That was fast.

If you're going to show up with tiki torches, you may as well dress the part.

The difference a smile makes

The driver was never found, but a fair amount of catnip all over the front seat was taken in as evidence.

[the creeping horror of reality sinking in]

Someone really wanted these to be real

My dog realized she can stand in the pool

The 50's were simple times.

Dinosaur extinction according to the flat earth society

The true definition of getting high

Ba-bo-be-bo, ba-ba-do-ba-ba-ba-ba-bapadi

Saw this dog taking a break from the interstate, wondering if he will ever get over the break up with the cat. She took all the essentials and will certainly not look back.

Welcome to the family.... ***.

Life of a Finnish park ranger

This is the shirt your parents would buy you if they want you to get bullied

My dog excited to see this mountain of food.

Got em funk?

Not understandable!

Damn, New Years was 8 months ago

Who's gunna feed me now?

My Router Is Not Working

Whenever I find a single ant in my kitchen.

An entire loaf of bread gone in seconds

World's worst undercover cop?

Took this photo of my cat today

bob

worm on a string

Totally not what I ordered.

Before and after I told her she was a good girl

Saw this cat fueling up off of the Interstate. They've clearly got the essentials, and are not looking back.

Dad, am I doing this right?

He did it

Hell hath no fury like a meteorologist scorned

When your mom is taking too long at Costco

My aunt took a tumble behind the camera. The reactions tell the story.

There's got to be a good story here

My mom spent fifteen minutes waiting to snap a picture of the "Welcome to Wyoming" sign. It was raining.

Had an interesting Caller ID come up at work today.

Game of Thrones realism

Twelve years old and drinking a beer?

Gluten is the trend now...

I'm feeling spectacular!

These spices

Friend saw this attached to someone's mailbox

My mom was mad at me for laughing after her foot surgery

Keep it up, folks. Ingvar, Lucas, Erik, excellent restraint.