Ugly sweater competition

I am such a pussy slayer

When you're drunk af and start making friends with everyone

No bird seasoning

Couple hours into my college essay here

Battle plans

Pickle Rick!

Most useful information I never thought I needed

What the, how is it getting stuc......Alright, act casual.

Found at Chicago O'Hare Airport

It was different times back then...

Came home from work and found this at my door

Life in the bible belt

Ohh the sweet irony

Because *** you and your allergies!

I wonder who the father is ?

Just moved into the neighborhood and got a big welcome from these guys.

$99.99 a year

When she only dates guys who eat da booty

So my dad calls me the other day, says he got in trouble at the barn for cutting a horses hair and everyone's pissed off. I felt bad for him until I got this picture from my mother.

McPugin

Who can say where the road goes, where the day flows... only time

Temple Run.

Sign outside a local coffee shop

Jon snow gets to work

wake up sheeple！！

From your upstairs friend

facts

Look at me.....I am the cook now!

The future is now

Roses are red. I burnt my pillow.

Feelin' fancy tonight

Half assed.

Google Knows Everything!

some people just cant handle a real party

Professor Doggo is one of the most elite at the university

Verify that you are a human

Medical students taking a selfie at the end of their studies

Show Vegeta

I work in the automotive Industry, and this made my day

A better constipation ad

Best reason ever for getting arrested!

Public Service Announcement.

Bob Ross, what a gentle man

Now that's a real man!!!

the truth about us

You can ask, but you might not like the answer

lets use an old shit meme with a new shit meme to make an actual joke

Local bar's new bathroom door decor

This Pantene model looks like she's about to break up with me...

Well that's that, no more dealing!

'I'd like everyone to know I'm retarded.'

Why Deadpool and Spiderman could never do a crossover movie.

Yoda wasn`t the most popular boy in the jedi school

Anexed

Relatable

Your Wife Is on the Phone

When the police rock up at your house and they are more interested in your bearded dragon than you.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

King of the Moon

no comprendo

There is no cloud.

My local ice cream shop has this on their dishes.

Multi-fish crossing

This kid is my hero

The taste of fine tequila.

Let's follow big brother.

woke

LIT(ter)

Well I'm ***ed

Ouch

show bob

relatable

Super hax03

<3 true love <3

When your girl calls you Obersturmbannführer

Friend's last name is Allday, but that's not what the local news heard

Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine

sharing is caring

Cancer is dead

Lost cat immediately recognizes her owner in street

It's over folks, mystery solved. Everyone can go home now

My wife works with a bunch of scientists and every time I visit her work I write a fake quote in the conference room.

Taking advantage of deals when you are drunk

I think I'll let him finish it first

Time to show my superpower!

Die Not So Hard.

Yadda

Predator down time

I made my own shirt design

some assembly required

When you want to help put away the groceries, but there's a bag and you're a cat.

Found this lunchbox in my garage. It is the most 90s thing I've ever seen

*** you too, tree!

Iphone 8 leak

2017 everybody

When she's about to send nudes but you have 2% battery left.

So, luau ghost may not be an appropriate Halloween costume anymore...

My Crohns doctor paints, and puts his art around the office. This is in the bathroom.

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