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Local bar's new bathroom door decor
This Pantene model looks like she's about to break up with me...
Well that's that, no more dealing!
'I'd like everyone to know I'm retarded.'
Why Deadpool and Spiderman could never do a crossover movie.
Yoda wasn`t the most popular boy in the jedi school
Anexed
Relatable
Your Wife Is on the Phone
When the police rock up at your house and they are more interested in your bearded dragon than you.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
King of the Moon
no comprendo
There is no cloud.
My local ice cream shop has this on their dishes.
Multi-fish crossing
This kid is my hero
The taste of fine tequila.
Let's follow big brother.
woke
LIT(ter)
Well I'm ***ed
Ouch
show bob
relatable
Super hax03
<3 true love <3
When your girl calls you Obersturmbannführer
Friend's last name is Allday, but that's not what the local news heard
Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine
sharing is caring
Cancer is dead
Lost cat immediately recognizes her owner in street
It's over folks, mystery solved. Everyone can go home now
My wife works with a bunch of scientists and every time I visit her work I write a fake quote in the conference room.
Taking advantage of deals when you are drunk
I think I'll let him finish it first
Time to show my superpower!
Die Not So Hard.
Yadda
Predator down time
I made my own shirt design
some assembly required
When you want to help put away the groceries, but there's a bag and you're a cat.
Found this lunchbox in my garage. It is the most 90s thing I've ever seen
*** you too, tree!
Iphone 8 leak
2017 everybody
When she's about to send nudes but you have 2% battery left.
So, luau ghost may not be an appropriate Halloween costume anymore...
My Crohns doctor paints, and puts his art around the office. This is in the bathroom.
Commentary God
Police stop at a Canadian half marathon
This was posted om my works bulletin board today
God has a sense of humor at least
Is anyone still here?
Thought you guys might like to see my new banana hammock.
Saw this guy biking downtown a week ago in a Speedo, smoking a bong. This is him protesting outside the police department
Dog will lose his shit!
I'm a little concerned about my sister's future...
I never want to encounter this dude at a urinal
One of the support guys was determined to show me a trace, I was expecting a serious issue, this is what I saw.
Speak like an Australian
Walked past a door that was deep in denial
Finally found out what to do with those veggie burgers!
It only makes sense
Sign guy 2020
Where is it
Meatloaf
Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands
Ironic, but not wrong.
For all you trap lovers, ya'll are gay.
Can I ?
Hello There
Anon ***s up
If every airline in the US had an honest slogan
Blue stands for loyalty
Rare Footage of Japanese Marine Infiltrating the US in 1941
"My girlfriend is 20 years younger than me" starter pack
I get super artsy when my wife leaves luggage in the living room for two weeks.
Urgent message...
Everyone has their own taste preferences, and thats ok :)
I'm stuck inside, I need to get out. Help me please.
10/10 Subtitles
Pic unrelated.
[windows sounds]
Anon is the alt-right
Moose Game
Cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Pizza man, my hero
Beaver Jokes
infinite respect
Beware of dawggo
Rope companies hate him
I'm the guy that typed 'no f***ing shrimp or he die' onto a tables bill and forgot to remove it
Photography magic!
I sat near the most animated reader I've ever seen.
Someone's been putting these stickers on random products in the store I work.
"OH MY GOD, close the door!"
These $50 carabiners have a security lock even though you can just unhook them