When the police rock up at your house and they are more interested in your bearded dragon than you.
            
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					King of the Moon
					 
					no comprendo
					 
					There is no cloud.
					 
					My local ice cream shop has this on their dishes.
					 
					Multi-fish crossing
					 
					This kid is my hero
					 
					The taste of fine tequila.
					 
					Let's follow big brother.
					 
					woke
					 
					LIT(ter)
					 
					Well I'm ***ed
					 
					Ouch
					 
					show bob
					 
					relatable
					 
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					<3 true love <3
					 
					When your girl calls you Obersturmbannführer
					 
					Friend's last name is Allday, but that's not what the local news heard
					 
					Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine
					 
					sharing is caring
					 
					Cancer is dead
					 
					Lost cat immediately recognizes her owner in street
					 
					It's over folks, mystery solved. Everyone can go home now
					 
					My wife works with a bunch of scientists and every time I visit her work I write a fake quote in the conference room.
					 
					Taking advantage of deals when you are drunk
					 
					I think I'll let him finish it first
					 
					Time to show my superpower!
					 
					Die Not So Hard.
					 
					Yadda
					 
					Predator down time
					 
					I made my own shirt design
					 
					some assembly required
					 
					When you want to help put away the groceries, but there's a bag and you're a cat.
					 
					Found this lunchbox in my garage. It is the most 90s thing I've ever seen
					 
					*** you too, tree!
					 
					Iphone 8 leak
					 
					2017 everybody
					 
					When she's about to send nudes but you have 2% battery left.
					 
					So, luau ghost may not be an appropriate Halloween costume anymore...
					 
					My Crohns doctor paints, and puts his art around the office. This is in the bathroom.
					 
					Commentary God
					 
					Police stop at a Canadian half marathon
					 
					This was posted om my works bulletin board today
					 
					God has a sense of humor at least
					 
					Is anyone still here?
					 
					Thought you guys might like to see my new banana hammock.
					 
					Saw this guy biking downtown a week ago in a Speedo, smoking a bong. This is him protesting outside the police department
					 
					Dog will lose his shit!
					 
					I'm a little concerned about my sister's future...
					 
					I never want to encounter this dude at a urinal
					 
					One of the support guys was determined to show me a trace, I was expecting a serious issue, this is what I saw.
					 
					Speak like an Australian
					 
					Walked past a door that was deep in denial
					 
					Finally found out what to do with those veggie burgers!
					 
					It only makes sense
					 
					Sign guy 2020
					 
					Where is it
					 
					Meatloaf
					 
					Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands
					 
					Ironic, but not wrong.
					 
					For all you trap lovers, ya'll are gay.
					 
					Can I ?
					 
					Hello There
					 
					Anon ***s up
					 
					If every airline in the US had an honest slogan
					 
					Blue stands for loyalty
					 
					Rare Footage of Japanese Marine Infiltrating the US in 1941
					 
					"My girlfriend is 20 years younger than me" starter pack
					 
					I get super artsy when my wife leaves luggage in the living room for two weeks.
					 
					Urgent message...
					 
					Everyone has their own taste preferences, and thats ok :)
					 
					I'm stuck inside, I need to get out. Help me please.
					 
					10/10 Subtitles
					 
					Pic unrelated.
					 
					[windows sounds]
					 
					Anon is the alt-right
					 
					Moose Game
					 
					Cause this is thriller, thriller night!
					 
					Pizza man, my hero
					 
					Beaver Jokes
					 
					infinite respect
					 
					Beware of dawggo
					 
					Rope companies hate him
					 
					I'm the guy that typed 'no f***ing shrimp or he die' onto a tables bill and forgot to remove it
					 
					Photography magic!
					 
					I sat near the most animated reader I've ever seen.
					 
					Someone's been putting these stickers on random products in the store I work.
					 
					"OH MY GOD, close the door!"
					 
					These $50 carabiners have a security lock even though you can just unhook them
					 
					Wonder what happened the next day
					 
					Sir are you aware that you are a cat?
					 
					Dickbutt before it was cool
					 
					From a bar on Bratislava
					 
					You Have Made Your Last Mistake Human...
					 
					My biggest fear.....
					 
					Nationalism is retarded
					 
					"I'm better off without that stupid cat anyways, I don't need her. All I need is myself"
					 
					Taco Bell is hip.
					 
					He killed 50 men
					