Could this wake the sheeple?

Two thirds of the United States today.

The 4 Fs

Everyone walking into astronomy class today.

When expectation exceeds the budget

walking pub :)

Feeling really confident about my eclipse glasses

"Granpda, what was 2017 like?"

I was putting together a turkey sandwich when I noticed something interesting..

"don't look at the sun"

Pinhole viewer really does work!

"The fly is only printed"

So, I found this plant after the eclipse...

Made jokes about dickbutt throughout a construction project. Superintendent just surprised us with this beauty to celebrate finishing the job.

how

Nobody will know

Me during the eclipse today.

Eclipse Elmo

Call the cops!!!

Saw this woman getting a better view of the eclipse

A Totaled Eclipse

The Reality of a Selfie

This kid at a gas station in Nebraska was giving out "Free solar hats to protect you from the UV radiation."

“Don’t look at the sun without your glasses!”

When you don't fall for fake news

Trial Run

Everyone today

The internet makes us all smarter

What's the grossest food-flavored Pringle you can think of?

You were warned!

if you ever feel useless, remember, HDL has a report button for post being overly racist

Valyrian Steel

You like fishsticks?

Outside waiting for the eclipse all like

Too good not to look

huehue

I never noticed how twisted these books were as a kid

Also, it is white!

What light through yonder window breaks?

DOT warning this morning.

D E N I E D

Once in a lifetime opportunity!

I found this weird toilet paper at the local store yesterday.....

Proper ice cream shop etiquette

If your dad doesn't have these shoes, do you really have a dad?

Clnl Sndrs dnd nffn

Fight me IRL Korea

Ogreswamp

inb4 unfazed

Got some spam Direct Message. Thought I'd reply...

Vampire

Walked downstairs and I think I interrupted a meeting or something.

How about some ChardonYAYYY?

Friendly reminder that Indiana still sucks

sniBBa

Now accepting pre-orders.

Water tribe squirrel

explosion!

Ironic

Good question

*Starving in the distance*

yes

Picture of totaled eclipse if you can't see one tomorrow

DnD loopholes

Robot loves post.

This horse is supper stoked to carry my uncle

Kitler, so adorable yet so evil

No one ever said it was a moon...

great intentions

Soooo..... what's in the bag?

The sign is real.

Homemade glasses for the Solar Eclipse

My life is like those famous pictures. Only instead of a girlfriend leading me to exotic places it's just my 3-year-old taking me to open doors for her.

Homo

There, there now. Everything will be ok.

So this is as organic as it gets?

When you lose your mom in the grocery store

This mother decided to wear her bathing suit as a bodysuit.

My aunt offered us some popcorn but I think it might be a bit old

Noah's Ark

I'm in Japan so we see the eclipse a day before you guys in the US. Enjoy!

Me when I find out who's been spending all my money.

Wife left me a sexually CHARGED grocery list.

Duolingo is a bit harsh

a new talent discovered

Ready for the eclipse tomorrow!

The perfect wheel doesn't exi...

Plant joke!

Delet tis

Got called in for a meeting with HR recently about "appropriate language in the workplace;" the next day this gem mysteriously showed up on my desk.

kek

20 year difference

:angrybones:

wut u do

Patrick will always make me laugh

How to be a parent in 2017

Come on guy, that's 11....

When you *** up typing so bad autocorrect is like I dunno man, maybe try capitalizing it???

How strong is Steve?

The saddest aisle in the supermarket.