My wife wondered why I was so excited to hit 80k miles

Laura Dern in Jurassic Park

you know the line

Andy Dwyer...gotta love him

Can't trust anyone these days...

Oh, right!

. They’re bringing Nazis. They’re Normies. And some, I assume, are good people.

just avert your eyes children, the screaming will stop soon

The best proof of the flat earth so far

thanks ... i guess

The corner of happy and healthy

TFW you lurk long enough to see the Great Split Diaspora return to Hugelol

RACEWAR!!!

Jabba The Hut's Dream Come True

Jogging IS the worst!

before you think we're serious with the nazi stuff, this one's mine, reached front few months back

The only thing that matters.

They set me up

Italics

Is that good or bad Frau Merkel?

Is it just me, or is Tom Cruise beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian?

effectively utilized girl power

Professor said students could bring 3x5 notecards for the test.....but never said 3x5 INCHES. So, the student improvised.

Thanx mcboys!

The current situation on HL

A Charming Firefighter.

Elijah Woody Harrelson

This doggo is me

Years of hard work went into this costume

all those memories will be lost ... like .. tears in rain ...

Anyone Hiring?

When your memesite gets flooded by nazis and other villainous scum, but it's an actual improvement

The mechanic says he's discovered why my transmission has been running so ruff.

To see all the hiddenlolers on hugelol

Free WIFI folks!

25 years later, Jazz still has a point.

Hugelol vs HDL

Good old times...

seeing all the hiddenlolers on hugelol

i guess there could be multiple explanations for today's situation

i know you guys view it that way, but there's good posts there, please help the site back up!

My girlfriends friend got poked in the eye and needed an eye patch. Her friends didn't want her to feel self conscious going out in public so...

china

It’s been a stealthy three months

This Jopost is rather relevant now.

Two birds, one stone

RIP, fix this admins!

It's a myth!

#justiceforhdl

Why do we never see unicorns and narwhals in the same place?

Today on facts don't matter...

F##king not?

Bruuhhhhh.

Saw this guy's mugshot from my old home town. If Shaggy from Scooby-Doo was a real person, I would swear it was this dude. Also, he was arrested for drugs...

Italian forks be like

Trust level 100000%

This review sold the watch

Oof.

One of the best named boats I've ever seen.

Flying Tip

refugees welcome

I drew this for my upcoming 40th birthday

what's in the bag

My brother and I became uncles this week to twins. First impressions are important, so naturally we shaved and dressed to impress

Sad, visually impaired kids have a hard enough time making friends

welp

Customer said his transmission was shifting a little ruff, and that it made a howling sound when going into 3rd. Check and advise.

Who wants a manicure?!?!

18 years

sir... please

Bribing the UPS human

He's hiding from a nearby dog

tile

A rather rude Captcha

Omae wa mo Jizzeru

sounds like something the zodiac killer would say

Agreed

3 points

....Gotta try that

CLEANSE YOURSELF

Found a new name for my penis

facts

Bait

It's not wise to upset a wookiee

I just watched Robocop for the first time tonight and now I want this shirt. Because I DO remember.

Old mate Ryan Reynolds

Existential dating

State repainted the road in our town. Close enough.

This translation

ACTULY

But he was very smooth about it

Some things don't have to be taught.

Nani!?

Pure poetry.

always be prepared, they are everywhere

Welcome to our new friend

This joke is old but I still love it

Yearbook Goals.

I got carried away

Do the Math Dance!