Cat's nose after losing a battle with a bee.

Local Sherrifs office Facebook

Looked up “How to cow”. Was not disappointed

muh brain blast

the true award

Trolling your dad

Every evening she waits at the "window" for dad to come home

A love note I took up in class today...

Corporate Flow-Chart

What colleges do with my money, probs.

That friend you can't take anywhere.

This is why I use AD blockers.

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muh incest jokes

Actual footage

Never trust the food packages...

I went to a baby shower this weekend that played a game where they had baby's in ice cubes for everyone's drinks, including red sangria. I don't think they thought it out carefully.

Mailbox damaged - Found this note

hello goodbye

Finally, I can check my first patient

Needless to say we did not complete the move.

Someone waited a long time to write this headline.

Anthony Kiedis looks like the lovechild of Danny Trejo and Justin Long.

f*ckingroasties.jpg

when the vitamin gummies kick in

Pennywise needs some freedom

Stolen meme, but accurate

My 11 year old has started drawing fat, middle aged Batman at the beach and it's everything you never knew you needed in life

Crane is angry!

Trust nobody, not even yourself.

My Panoramic didn't go to plan for this guy...

[Excel is a Mystery]

they really do mature with every new volume

No more disturbances!

Classic McGarnigal.

Is this a joke, Google?

Hunting for the sport

I will make my father proud.

Listening to lyrics vs reading lyrics

Trees need your help

muh triggering

My mother showed me this on her Facebook feed

You've gotta be shitting me

My math teacher asked me why my shirt said the square root of the answer

Nobody knows

sad reacts only

My little commie

Avada Cyka

The Finnster!

Renae is being a real ***.

No guts. No glory. No legend. No story.

Anon is a lawyer

Hackerman

House owner: I really like Hogwarts. Engineer: Say no more!

Our Flag is Sacred

Anon buys condoms

My stepson is a minimalist with the crayon, but the story he tells is very grand.

Lazy Genius

Not all Presidents cared if you took a knee

My dog "worked" at Lowes with me for a day

/tv/ is a child

Just give me one Episode

Doctor's advice

Not Pockets

the sky is the limit

Take a nap, anytime... anywhere!

I bet you are..

Pure evil..

Passive aggressive gas pump will give you your goddamn receipt.

Luck be in the air tonight

The wrong Harry

This was in my dentist's waiting room.

Designated crying area in my university's testing center

Make grass legal

i found a place wher trumps hair grow

tap tap boom

Please do not tap on the glass...

I picked my dog up from the groomers and my cat isn't too pleased I brought her back

Bad to the bone!

How to Unholy Abomination

EXERCISE, NEVER BEEN EASIER,....

I don't remember seeing this Ladybird book ...

It's not stupid if it works!

Random tweet

Girlfriend and I finally got the shot of our dreams

When you let your teenage daughter order the pizza.

Someone let an AI choose the colors and names for paints. Don't do that.

hawt

"Could I just try a little sample?"

My elderly resident couldn't remember where she put her tv remote, here's where I found it

We went swimming with the dolphins. My wife was terrified. I loved it. Here was her birthday present

These radiation vests for female astronauts are mildly-topographical.

No, you hang up.

Potty trained

Russian dove

What's that you're looking at?

A comment on an online pizza order

Dammit Schrodinger

They've been hiding out together this entire time?

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