Make up your mind

...

There appears to be a glitch in the matrix...

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

Searched for "ate mile", wasn't disappointed.

senior tacos

Father Guido Sanducci

Will you use a normal urinal like a coward or will you take the journey of legends? The choice is yours.

Now they even added a fourth black powerpuff girl with giant hips

Some wise advice.....

Work van graphics done right...

Ron Perlman looks like the lovechild of Will Ferrell and Gary Busey

best juice

Ridiculous shape

It's okay laundry...

Not the bunny she had been wanting.

The true answer to the ethical dilemma

dollar store crayons

Traffic's so bad even the road signs are complaining

The ultimate dynasty has ended therefore we should:

Found this Gem in My Gallery

I wonder how they did it...

The back of Weird Al's 1994 tour shirts

I accidentally put my name instead of my dog's name on Rover.com. The emails I get are Hilarious!

Me: I wanna bleach my teeth! Dentist: how white? Me: this white:

Me in the winyter vs me in the summer

good death

I thought photos like this were shopped, but nope. Our airport has this funky setup.

Speak french to me

How Canadians build savings accounts

My wife went to China, knew I had to have this. I keep my mini screwdriver set in it.

These children are definitely slow

My buddy, Matt, got this for his birthday.

#1 bestseller since sunday

I made this chart to explain why I can't stand one of my wife's friends.

Now that’s just good advertising, gotta admit

the height of existential absurdist comedy

I believe I can Sly

"I don't mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?"

*** You guys with your Anime Girls

I feel this is appropriate today

The scariest

Not all heroes wear caps

This 7 inch "face massager" from a 1973 sears catalogue. 2 for 5.50! Item 24

When you have to admit you are wrong..

Good scotch

Most accurate Mean Tweet I've seen

The only Amazon review a prospective buyer needs to read

My college science teacher.

I think someone forgot their spacing.

Steven Seagal is actually becoming his South Park caricature

Good ol' Ron

ALEX IS A N*****

Rappers be like

Too soon? Nah

Red, white, and blue review

balls

High maintenance in the flower world.

took me a while

Barbie vs He-Man

144p vs 1080p

Anon is a pedo

when a woman enters your line of sight

GRRM has another wedding to plan

the HDL refugeess have afected our culture

When you are committed to the game

Spongebob is better than all of the animey combined

He Said He Came Across It By Chance

Perfection

I asked my wife what nickname she wanted for her upcoming 10km run

not sure

Slap

Was yawning; was suddenly interrupted..

behold pepe, for he is an angry god

Best friends are the best

Too late!

bop bop

McFailed

5 Pounds of Riding Cat

This is what peak bearformance looks like.

Anon is on the case

"All star ear rape"

I wish I had the rights of a gun

Conga

ACME

A dog with two ***s??

fresh cesar haircut

In honour of Hugh Hefner

Before he gets all stiff

buzzfeed 2.0

honest days work

Please climb stairs to access elevator

Enough is enough.

super

Idle hands are the devil's playground

Oh Alexa

If there's not a sub for people sleeping in the most peculiar positions in public, there should be.

best

Spider-Mandarin, Spider-Mandarin, Does whatever a citrus can

The only logical reaction to puns