I accidentally put my name instead of my dog's name on Rover.com. The emails I get are Hilarious!

Me: I wanna bleach my teeth! Dentist: how white? Me: this white:

Me in the winyter vs me in the summer

good death

I thought photos like this were shopped, but nope. Our airport has this funky setup.

Speak french to me

How Canadians build savings accounts

My wife went to China, knew I had to have this. I keep my mini screwdriver set in it.

These children are definitely slow

My buddy, Matt, got this for his birthday.

#1 bestseller since sunday

I made this chart to explain why I can't stand one of my wife's friends.

Now that’s just good advertising, gotta admit

the height of existential absurdist comedy

I believe I can Sly

"I don't mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?"

*** You guys with your Anime Girls

I feel this is appropriate today

The scariest

Not all heroes wear caps

This 7 inch "face massager" from a 1973 sears catalogue. 2 for 5.50! Item 24

When you have to admit you are wrong..

Good scotch

Most accurate Mean Tweet I've seen

The only Amazon review a prospective buyer needs to read

My college science teacher.

I think someone forgot their spacing.

Steven Seagal is actually becoming his South Park caricature

Good ol' Ron

ALEX IS A N*****

Rappers be like

Too soon? Nah

Red, white, and blue review

balls

High maintenance in the flower world.

took me a while

Barbie vs He-Man

144p vs 1080p

Anon is a pedo

when a woman enters your line of sight

GRRM has another wedding to plan

the HDL refugeess have afected our culture

When you are committed to the game

Spongebob is better than all of the animey combined

He Said He Came Across It By Chance

Perfection

I asked my wife what nickname she wanted for her upcoming 10km run

not sure

Slap

Was yawning; was suddenly interrupted..

behold pepe, for he is an angry god

Best friends are the best

Too late!

bop bop

McFailed

5 Pounds of Riding Cat

This is what peak bearformance looks like.

Anon is on the case

"All star ear rape"

I wish I had the rights of a gun

Conga

ACME

A dog with two ***s??

fresh cesar haircut

In honour of Hugh Hefner

Before he gets all stiff

buzzfeed 2.0

honest days work

Please climb stairs to access elevator

Enough is enough.

super

Idle hands are the devil's playground

Oh Alexa

If there's not a sub for people sleeping in the most peculiar positions in public, there should be.

best

Spider-Mandarin, Spider-Mandarin, Does whatever a citrus can

The only logical reaction to puns

Today, A miracle occurred at my local IKEA

My internet went down yesterday, and the reason was totally nuts!

iOS 11

My cousin's dog reacting to the new kitten.

If only it was Crystal Pepsi.

Sometimes it's the little things at work that make it all bearable.

'Special' forces

Please do not season the birds

There is definitely nothing wrong with this stock photo at all

Some people have pretty specific tastes, I guess

Optimism is Stupid

My town's police department knows how to social media

My wife has never seen Seinfeld and asked "What puffy shirt?" before she left for work.

woke

What a handsome young man

So in today’s news...

cushion on the right slightly discoloured

Two different restaurants. No affiliation. Located just up ahead.

haha memes are funny^^

Equality Achieved

W I N C E S T

careless whisper

Passive aggressive work fridge theft at its best.