Entertaining myself while working overnight

ayy

Got your back Holmes

High as a kite

When your parents know you're gonna be a SJW

Maybe they heard it in the divination class

Found at local target

Mom teaching you how to do something versus Dad teaching you how to do something

Always have a good backup plan...

Dad knocked over a mannequin

Where you from?

No more awkward eye contact

So that's where pumpkins come from!

If Dinosaurs had a speech impediment

open shop

[B]epsi

These $50 dollar carabiner's have a security lock even though you can just unhook them and take them off

a wanted man

Congrats to them.

Father-Son Time

Been there

Bump into it so hard

Someone just screamed "SINNER!" at me as they drove by.

Blackadder being Blackadder

someone wanted more warframe memes?

Im so fat

new meme format

And he accepted her invitation.

My mom is in Germany on business.... evidently its also Oktoberfest. She sent this to me this morning

Trash talking in the state of Utah

omae wa mou shindeiru

Found this in my four year old daughter's room yesterday. Nailed it!

Second breakfast

Tried to take a selfie at JFK. Caught this gem before I could figure out how to reverse the cam.

We don't choose who we fall in love with...

Found in the streets of Puerto Rico after hurricane Maria

A solid money maker.

This is how you get me to tip. Who am I to stop a cat from living his dream

quick math 2.0

Carred ladde of pornstar

This headline deserves some kind of an award.

There are 2 types of men: The Playboy and The Prayboy

Didn't include eyebrows tho

Saw someone post a vet sign and reminded me of one I saw

I was changing my cat's litter and went back to the container I kept it in

Hue

This boys haircut.

UPS driver has a sense of humor

RIP Hugh Hefner

Pirates of the DeLorean

I think I've finally found my spirit animal

It's the evolution of any freedom really

Don't wanna peel that sticker off

When I've had enough the store is closed...

No wonder men can’t find it: it moves around

Number Twelve Will Amaze You !

U wil hapy

Remember kids,

I think I found myself a job

I tought it was a normal picture at first...

omae wa mou shindeiru

fix the beats

Guns in video games don't make you agressive. This does.

He's not alone

The naked hard truth about social media, in a nutshell

when your date isnt funny but you wanna get laid

1 out of every 3 snakes ...

Early Italian nuclear test

Makes sense

Filling up with confidence

when you get a tattoo at age 11

respect for women

Anon makes me mad

Testing my office's strict dress code. I'll graduate to two feet once I feel I've... slipped under the radar.

Well you aren't wrong

not all is what it seems

I think my wife wasn't quite prepared for the sting ray to take the food form her hand.

When you can't find the real Bear Grylls meme so you just use a different picture of him

I guess her parents weren't home

Hello There

My wife ordered this pillow. How small is this baby?

Just D&D things.

north korea doesnt stand a chance

Shook

better run, better run ♫

WTF even is Garfield anymore...

Retailers were bored

Anon goes to the toilet

Awoooo!

I asked my girlfriend how badly her screen was cracked after she dropped her phone... she sent this

Neither was I

Decided today was a good time to clean out my wallet

Husky and palm tree

I just realized something today...

Squirrels are secretly evil.

I forgot her name, Google did exactly what I wanted.

Tour de Utah

When did Kristen Stewart become Jeremy Irons from Die Hard 3?

hey, pull my finger

fake burn