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It’s rover raggy
Yesterday my little sister said she was going to make a walking stick, I assumed she meant one for helping you walk, but today I found this on the front porch
Sauce : Fallout new vegas
I carved the scariest pumpkin I could imagine.
When food is more important than the law.
Dark comedy is the best comedy
What you see VS what she sees
I love calvin and hobbes
Told my 3 and 4 yr olds to put the toilet paper under the sink... must be more specific next time
This father at the birth of his first child
A restaurant in Maine gets it.
Over here sarge
There’s an XKCD for everything... even in Econ books.
When you can afford the finer things, but not the delivery fee
I got surprise roasted on the road today.
My husband tried to buy carpet without me last week...
everyday I first go online:
I feel lucky to be alive.
You want sum of dat kush mah boi ?
Only Trump coke here
Who lives in a pineapple
It's important that the silly ones among us sometimes get their way
My three dads?
You've Been Hit By, You've Been Struck By...
Happened to all of us at some point in life
13 Year Old Goes All-Out Carving the Family Jack-o'-lantern
(low quality) OC
Got a misfortune cookie the other day. I don’t know what I expected...
It's time to stop.. or is it ?
My Love is Like A Candle
Spooky scary skeleton will steal your traffic cone
I think it's Lisa from the Simpson
This guys shirt this morning in traffic.
Dreams really do come true
Best way to warm up your cold feet
The Aussie robber
There are 3 types of girls on Halloween
Got chewed out by my mom because I'm a pot head and she found my "pipe"
Spongebob executes order 66
Wish I was cooler
6/10 highly recommended.
My job here is done
God's jazz is his pizzaz
My girlfriend never ate cereal before coming to the US
This makes me sick
Felt like this when moving house.
How I look when someone asks me to do something after just waking up
Introducing: Super Cholo, Catain Mexico & Vato Man
Drugs are bad mkay
Sauce : [email protected]
Ancient Chinese Secret.
Earth is kinda flat
She called and said she was dying for me to get home. I was too late..
When the family is away I can pretend to be a bachelor again... the good ole days
Will we ever know where it is?
This how lady wins every argument
These washing instructions
My cousins idea of #relationshipgoals
Buddy sent me one of those cool kid stickers
I never thought I'd have one of these abominations in my house until now.
That's where it comes from
If drill sargeants did other jobs.
These monks found it
Mother to be was put on bed rest and couldn’t attend a baby shower so her husband filled in for her
son hit his father. so funny
We have cars too
I’ve never felt so betrayed!
Someone told how good I was at painting and my fortune cooking can’t let me have anything.
I've been there, Thomas...
Don’t let your dog be in the same room as your robot vacuum unsupervised
I love this time of year.
Haunted houses are scarier for some more than others
Woman are gay