Lavatory lobster
This is my new favourite insult
When I looked at the bottom of my juice bag.
My first reaction.
Kevin's bum is about to get Spacey
A honest witcher 3 review
Coworker's Halloween costume "Bert" Reynolds
There's a point to everything
It's weekend, my dudes
Safety first guys!
Just get rid of the High Elves
Ain’t worried about Nun
Windows 95
"just me and my fat body slipping around covered in oil" This is news we should be seeing
Where real men cried
Rate my progress in art
The way my sisters dog fell asleep in the car
Use the law suit, Luke.
When teacher uses my name as good example
The three stages of a male orgasm
foolproof
Well have you?
Kevin is a real inspiration for everyone.
old reliable
When you are on 1% battery life but still want to downvote one last post
Unfortunate graduation pic.
Or pumpkin spice lattes.
What happens when you give an ENT doctor an IV cannula
My lord is the light.
But there is one they fear and his name is HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So much truth to this
Hello Dark NES my old friend..
I'll take none of that either.
Damn you, Karlie Kloss!
Dad? Stop squeaking dad.
My girlfriend picked the wrong parking spot
Solving the puzzle
My 4 year old keeps calling everything a butt. He said he wanted “butt toast”. My husband obliged.
My friend tried to use one of those "love meter" machines the other day, and it wasn't working for him. I guess we'll never know.
Boss asked me to take down his Halloween decorations
Shopping for The Dark Brotherhood
rape is not a joke
When you have a 1 year old and go in the other room
Five stages of grief
loli's too imo
Just got my new rubber ducky for my bath!
Just go with it
Slow down Sharon!
Robbie the Arsonist's Very Busy Day
There is something wrong with your medulla oblongata.
Sex robot for hlolers
No, get those lights off! OFF!
really makes you think
My school just held an actual funeral for our rival highschool's football team
Xmas tree up yet?
I think this guy is up to something
Ironic
Looks like a catfish
Tornado Safety: DOs and DON'Ts
Papa John's be like
He will stand trial
simpsposting
Always Waiting
Humping the Vet before neutering #ballsout #lasthump
David Spade portrait + Neil Young Quote + attributed to Kurt Cobain RIP = awesomeness
Spotted this at my work place.
The Oscars 2018 after 2017’s sex scandals
Why you should never put a bald guy on the cover of your paper
Somewhere, in a secret emergency meeting of celebrities
Avocato
M'lamp
America runs on
Life tip- brilliant solution
Accidents happen
“Strong independent woman seeking porn star to pay my way through life”
your daily amount of self loathing
My mind is telling me NOOoOo!
Boi
One more spin
But nothing comes out when they move their lips, Just a bunch of gibberish
As a parent pushing 40, I've never related to a bumper sticker more...
Tired of the shit
We are picking up our husbands after their deployment. I wasn’t aware we were making signs.
Be careful of your kindness.
T H I C C
I also like how "as ***" is now used as a measurement tool
Blackadder was bomb
Multi-ethnic Panda
Wait.....what!?
As a parent, the best birthday card I've ever received. The toilet humor is strong in our house.
Hilarious kittens fight
Hey, what the...?
Dong
https://goo.gl/rgMpqn
Animation company w/ top animators, this pumpkin won their carving competition
Gore
Hot
Denying thots left and right
Your dad is 44
Russian Mario