I've heard of "painting yourself into a corner" but my wife took it a step further. I don't even know...

I'm a RSO

Austria

When the morning coffee isn't too great

fight me

Wife decided to take family photo of us... dog decided nah

When you skip tutorial

I wasn't informed we were doing a 'look slightly to the left' photo

Jesus, Jeopardy!

It came with a giant paper weight inside it.

So saw the chicken first.

Completely relatable

Sure you can live without a triceratops taco holder... But DO you want to???

So very true.

If you see DA police.

The metric vs the imperial system

I see two people hanged by the neck

This sign outside of a barbershop

Come on, u can do it!

The guy in the office across the street has the most majestically aligned deer rack mounted on the wall across from his desk.

Colin Mochrie & Wayne Brady looking fabulous!

Quickly kids, into Pikachu's gaping vagina! Don't ask questions!

'Ish that peesha? I love peesha!'

How to ace an interview

Jesus died for our sins, but Muhammed died for our memes

Very concerned looking Batman

Newspaper keeping it classy!

yes

Improvise.. Adapt..

Please don't throw cigarette butts in urinal.

What's this guy on the subway looking at?

You BLEW IT UP!!!

We’re truly witnessing something rare, as the wild SUV takes a drink out of the pond. It has traveled many miles to quench its thirst.

My kind of steakhouse!

My school is taking the vaping "problem" a bit too seriously...

How a midnight coffee feels like

Ryan Gosling : The early years

evil

pray4america

bus

Mascot of the year

Laws of the Internet.

I love the SFM community

memecrophilia is a serious issue you guys

Sometimes, when assembling furniture, does feel like this

Given my luck, it will probably be while I'm driving

Best use for ex-wife's wedding dress... snow camo!

you better watch some rick and morty

Why do we even listen to critics anymore?

Classic God

After how to tie a tie, here is how to tie a scarf

All this anime content has got me like

Italian Army recruitment

my favourite magic card

IPad Too Much

mothership

The nightly battle...

Cuphead - Beppi Secret Stage

Oh vey

Why my city wife refuses to go into my country parents' back yard.

When broccoli strikes back.

Huh. Maybe we die laughing !!

tall person problem

GOAT mean tweet

Snoop fish

Toy Story has so many great one-liners.

Head's up

Nooooo...

Turbo Dog

Tim Cooks courageous response when asked about Apples offshore holdings

Need to get me some of this all natural calming product

You get incarcerated on April 20th

Best thrift store find!

"I was the ***."

just mark being a normal homo sapiens

If only my shower door had broken a week ago, I would have dressed up as Walter White.

I bought my cat a tie and this was my sister’s response

Michael Jackson gets to punch his entire concert audience in the arm

"Officer, the speed is relative" Einstein.

You'll like the way you curse, I guarantee it, mother***er.

Unfortunate picture of lotion over fresh tattoo

My moms peace hand broke one of its fingers

Found the saddest book in the world today

Not all heroes wear capes..

       

Things people said today

I'm just gonna sit riiiiight here.

My aunt was trying to sell an old van but it wouldn’t start so they open the hood.

I love adblock

It was on sale

Spotted in a shop window, Iceland...

C L E A N S E

So happy to see that my 6 year old is improving on his writing.

My fiance and I made pumpkins like one we saw on here, but they've started to rot. Now our pumpkins look like a couple of crazy meth heads.

Finally, a movement I can get behind

Phoebe?

you know what they say about black people

i bet they watch Richard and Mortimer

My friend's waiter asked what he wanted for dessert. He said - "Nothing, thanks". This is what he got.

When I heard Amazon was in talks to make a LoTR series