I've had this weird tooth coaster for years... Today realized I'm a total idiot

BEGONE T H O T

The tag on our doggo that my wife made for her

Not as though there's any girls on HL we can ask

I am good now

If( woman == elephant ){ kek }

Adulting in cold weather

points

Too bad grammar doesn't start with an N

Time for a late abortion

This will end no fap november

Mistakes were made

EA announces plans for next gen console.

I am sorry

Friggin Gondor nationals, calling everyone names

Italy right now.

A story of lowering self esteem.

Sent boyfriend picture of cat. Got this back.

When I do the work to find and downvote the EA comment that already has 30000 downvotes

Parking is Hard

My wife’s grandmother broke up with her teenage boyfriend by telegram and kept a copy all these years

Alien vs Predator shower scene

Difference between iphone 7 and iphone 8

Well, it fits the cat

My sister got an update on a cat she found a furever home for... he’s pooping. ..

EA's CEO after getting 500k downvotes

Shopping online

explanation

Can someone help me find this online? I really wanna buy it

slow night at Home Depot

EA is sinking to depths previously only theorized

stick'd

I found a mason's scratch paper

Still a funny guy

The I in team is hidden in the a-hole

The New Neighbors

Best modification so far

This GIF is more relevant than ever

Those days!

Just terrible... Poor Kermit

Oh hi Andrey

-w-

But They Look Like Sneakers

My Daddy is a Giant

Saw this at a bar today

Whenever I engage in self awareness

B (title was supposed to be only B, but turns out that is too short)

Buying an EA game be like

They just go straight for the elevator shaft smh

Hi Hitler

After Giving Your Two Week Notice At Work

perfect score

Mama said there’d be days like this.

Fonts Matter

Me, seconds after accidentally calling my wife 'selfish' instead of 'selfless" during my vows.

It's easy to tell when Rick Astley had his heart broken.

There goes my parenting plan

Cosmo and Wanda thinking they slick.

I bet you're wondering how I got here. My name is coon, and this. Is my story.

god heavens look at the time

Terry Crews is a legend

S означает...

.,.

Brought him back too life

spray n pray noob cyka pidor

Science-backed, cold hard facts

"Just in case you forgot"

Internet Hierarchy Portrayed by Spongebob

Haha well that's one way to look at it

Found out my three year old daughter keeps a box with a knife, a gun, and some cash. Should I be worried?

Tell me I'm not the first one who saw a naked man at first sight...

Old picture proving why every dad should cut their children’s hair. If not to save money then to at least capture a photo like this.

They're not the best, but....

"It's been a Hollywood secret for decades"

Labor or...

The Maze

Local Charlotte bar refuses to move so apartment complex builds around it

Never a dull day.

Forgetful af

Remember to Nut

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

What's betrayal

This sign on the back of the cubicle door in my gym’s toilets

I don't think anyone's arguing at this point.

I have a grandma

Roasted!

Rick Roll Physics Paper.

14 year old me made a painting, what the *** was I thinking

Winter is just around the corner...

Mural to Kevin Spacey is now awfully sinister looking next to the entrance of a nursery!

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays..

My GF is too frugal throw away 1¢ stamps THAT AREN'T EVEN HERS!!!

Just sauce it

Savage

Dogowls

How many more?

You’re not my real lab!

Cruise Crews

Every time I leave the house. Every. Damn. Time.

Later that semester, harry hung himself.