Walked into bathroom where my wife was air drying my son's Mickey dolls. I call it Mickey Mouse Slaughter House.

"Carrie Fisher asked about Finn and Poe"

Gonna try these Tom-Tom.

Someone where I work found the dry erase markers. I particularly like the bear trap.

"Trust me I listen to good music"

One will try to kill you, the other will protec - choose your fighter

when you riot and get the banhammer

Black Fry day.

My wife was trying to blow the crumbs off her keyboard with canned air. It was actually WD-40

Ew, I Stepped in Shit

This sub in a nutshell.

I did a thing at the AT&T store

A moment before his death

How Does Sponge Beat Devil???

Tell me these two mother***ers are not the same person

This sign at my local coffee shop.

Caught a sock mid-way into the sock dimension.

Today I found this pic of my grandma. She scratched her waist to look thinner. First photoshop ever made

Parenting sure is difficult...

German Word for Birth Control Pills

What better way to unwind after Black Friday shopping?

When the exam week comes.

Oh. Hell. No.

Should i stay or should i go

Literally the last thing you'd expect

Why Brits don’t celebrate thanksgiving

There are no great wrest-

Make-your-own Insults

Dad Jokes: Tramp Stamp Edition

Kindness

S I C K B O Y E

This sheet music for Star Wars

Someone I know just retired after a long career at Comcast. Here are some of his awards and commendations he received over the years.

Ｎ　Ｕ　Ｔ　Ｅ

When you realise your vape looks like a Canadian from South park...

Lazy Susan

So shook

Post for you to upvote in comments.

Dogs have standards...apparently

Wendys owning McDonald's

My dad’s birthday card to me on my 23rd birthday.

My family’s meal plan for the week

Look at this dads poor face.

Goodbye Harold

Eminem meets Lady Gaga...

“Oil on canvas”

The result of delivering pizza to stoners in Colorado.

Graffiti level:Expert

When somebody texts you

A man for the times

This toilet paper holder is a true sign of our times

Hugelol at its finest

There are Ants in my Ant's Pants

Just an early christmas present

Photoshoots with cats ain't easy

Black Friday “deals”

EA takeing feedback from the AMA

Jojo's bizarre birb

お前はもう死んでいる

Today I learned that the world is one big cat playing with Australia.

Scary differences.

Birb from australia

The letter T from a Swedish ABC childrens book released in 1999.

The new Denny's mascot looks like a turd.

v i c e

My mom's renters found some stuff i apparently left behind years ago.

But it was such a good movie.

it doesn't fit !!!

moth 101

T.T

Important questions deserve detailed answers...

Kohls is selling the Marty Mcfly starter kit.

Legs are awful.

*dying inside intensifies*

I’m in Baltimore

Momma I get good marks

Dis meme dead, but did it deserve it?

My teacher nailed his student's phone to the wall for using it in class 20 years ago. Its still there til this day.

Dear Teenagers...

It was hardly porn!

More birbs

Drawing angry eyebrows on a baby

yes

This car seat is lit AF

Just another morning assembly at the Vampire School.

LGBTBGH2OQ+

We have to go deeper

Noot Noot

Share the Spirit

Nice job Verizon!

Making sure I save money on Black Friday.

>tfw you pronounce them that way too.

When there is acceptable content:

My brothers and sisters in retail, be sure to enjoy you thanksgiving feast

My Aunt's family portrait

Who gave dad the password to the ODOT message signs?

being single on thanksgiving be like

Status: Single...

My highschool friend:"My husband just got a promotion, i'm pregnant and we just bought our first house! What have you been up too ? Me:

Well little late to post.. But be a decent human