*** Copyright, try to sue a Brazilian.
1,682 8-Year Club
Solving the issue
The are 2 kinds of dates
Good guy vikings.
The sign at the local hot wing bar.
Daughter asked for "old band" t-shirts for Christmas. She doesn't even know any old bands. This looks perfect
Radcliffe came to aid of muggling victim ......
We need more volume to hear the drums echoing tonight
Not all razors are created equal.
Life of Robert
There's a serial killer on the loose
When your mom doesn't get your choice of music nor your anxiety
I wish I was this smooth with the ladies
Two types of coworkers
...best dog ball ever
The people behind my son just got engaged.
When I ask my husband to cut vents in the turkey pot pie...
Heroes in a Half Shell
Two types of Pie
The nightmare penguin
2017 Time Magazine Person of the Year cover was just released
And they hate each other
Should I be excited or worried?
Best Face Swap Ever.
Move along, kid.
Mouse is Below Waist Level
Found my calendar for next year
When Black Friday shopping and Battlefront II is still on the shelves.
Win or fail
Drunk bought this, drunk posting this
This Dean Martin album cover looks like the distracted boyfriend meme
AROUND THE WORLD!!
Every time in the airport
X tends to 0, but never equals 0
Guess 'twas a lie
Do you ever REALLY know what's going on?
deeper and deeper
:( :( :(
Bad grammar can get you convicted
My White Goodman cosplay
cosplay - Mr. Burns
A cat gently carrying her young
Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?
Sign in a taxi cab
When mother in law buys the grandkids a book without reading it first..
They have to learn somewhere.
After sixteen years of driving past this sign, it finally happened.
"EA GAMES - charge for everything"
are we still doing ea memes?
enough is enough
Walked into bathroom where my wife was air drying my son's Mickey dolls. I call it Mickey Mouse Slaughter House.
"Carrie Fisher asked about Finn and Poe"
Gonna try these Tom-Tom.
Someone where I work found the dry erase markers. I particularly like the bear trap.
"Trust me I listen to good music"
One will try to kill you, the other will protec - choose your fighter
when you riot and get the banhammer
Black Fry day.
My wife was trying to blow the crumbs off her keyboard with canned air. It was actually WD-40
Ew, I Stepped in Shit
This sub in a nutshell.
I did a thing at the AT&T store
A moment before his death
How Does Sponge Beat Devil???
Tell me these two mother***ers are not the same person
This sign at my local coffee shop.
Caught a sock mid-way into the sock dimension.
Today I found this pic of my grandma. She scratched her waist to look thinner. First photoshop ever made
Parenting sure is difficult...
German Word for Birth Control Pills
What better way to unwind after Black Friday shopping?
When the exam week comes.
Oh. Hell. No.
Should i stay or should i go
Literally the last thing you'd expect
Why Brits don’t celebrate thanksgiving
There are no great wrest-
Dad Jokes: Tramp Stamp Edition
S I C K B O Y E
This sheet music for Star Wars
Someone I know just retired after a long career at Comcast. Here are some of his awards and commendations he received over the years.
Ｎ Ｕ Ｔ Ｅ
When you realise your vape looks like a Canadian from South park...
Post for you to upvote in comments.
Dogs have standards...apparently
Wendys owning McDonald's
My dad’s birthday card to me on my 23rd birthday.
My family’s meal plan for the week
Look at this dads poor face.
Eminem meets Lady Gaga...
“Oil on canvas”
The result of delivering pizza to stoners in Colorado.