smoth criminall
Relationship Status Right Now
***ing Weebs
utterly disturbing
Infinity Stones? I’ll give you $8 bucks for it.
This fish is NOT loyal
i started crying at six
The one true God, and the Devil. In one face.
Elon Busk (Windows2001)
Good thing we're not under a dictatorship
The chair that gave me a small heart attack.
Sucking daddys thumb
"Unable to connect to the internet."
Looks like Timmy is worm food.
Off the hinges
Indina Hones
Point/Counterpoint
oh shit, quick, drink all the milk
A small duck becomes a burglar.
"But mom I don't want to wizard!"
Flat Earth Society's reply to Elon Musk..
How to stop anyone from knocking at your door
this gets better and better
a swift kick to the gut
thomas the train diy
Hello fellow millenials!
birat
Marvel is really killing it with the Cameos in Infinity War
This is your Houston Killopracter Dr Gregory Johnson [sauce in comments]
War, war never changes
supise
No Shortcuts
totes craze
I need to have lower expectations
good question
Finally, I Understand Why Cars Have These Things!!!
Goes to job interview "So what skills do you have to offer?"
Missing a Tabby?
Broke my boss's mug that he had for 10 years. I think I got a suitable replacement.
ma tim is now
They weren't kidding.
Seems rigged to me
Seems a bit harsh.
Size 1
Matt Lauer got fired from NBC!
spawned
one bunch
Church by me
My boss said he couldn't leave the house to come to work today. He attached this picture.
This 18 year old Futurama joke
Strong message!
Pro tip.
I never thought about it like that before...
If you remember who this is, you would’ve been so jealous of me when I was 6
Meanwhile, in front of me on the interstate...
HAhaHAhaHAhaHa
Plz HELP! Is there anyone know snakes? Will I be poisoned?
These are elves. They make snow.
Are you nervous?
Just cooking
Proper grammar
food before dudes
:DD :D
When Sherlock meets sherlock
Eat at Jeff Burger!
“ANSWER ME! HOW DOES HE MAKE IT AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT?!”
how i failed my licens test
boosted
Getting the plaque was cheaper than paying for shipping
It's not over
Me in the Winter vs me in the Summer
Griff!
Anon goes to a strip club
Paul McCartney's new album could do with a catchier title.
blue pill
USA vs Bosnia
Me trying to get some of those free trials
bob it
Someone posted an ad about a "cat" that they found this morning
Are you proud of me Hugelol
The girl my sister was baby sitting had a look of pure joy I’ve only seen once before...
It's the big comeback of the damned meme (surprise in the comments)
Spaceballs predicted it.
Very disappointed
Dammit, boy, go play! Momma's eatin'!
Viral is still cancer and I forgot to post a pun on Pun Tuesday
That wink wink
a bit late on the meme train but yeah
Am I trippin?
semiotically woke
The Flat Earth Society wins a trip to space...
My sister went on a group cruise over thanksgiving and slid these under the door of some of her group members
herii botter
Thought I was buying Dickies socks
The 50’s were simple times.
That's some smart thinking right there.
My stepdad put Tinfoil over the router to stop people from hacking it.
She’s in for a shock
"I'm trying to give her positive role models"
The school said each kid had to bring a printed photo of the family preparing the recipe of the requested item. Our kid got Coke and my husband delivered.