The key to a woman’s heart...

All you need is to die, everything else is our concern.

My Fiancé is a 3rd Grade teacher and has to explain these words to her kids everyday

Smurf killed in hit and run in central London today.

Dollar bills

How Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer died

I miss The Office

All Holidays Matter

My wife is taller than me and I think she is really ***ing with me now.

I think FedEx wants to get back together...

Can My Dog Eat This?

Good die mate.

Adequate personal space is important

I think I’ll get the next bus

Apparently Thanos is a Stoke City fan

Hard pour corn vs soft pour corn

She said "give me the 'Will from Stranger Things"

For the sake of humanity

the citadel just opened a walmart...

The prices for batteries are getting outrageous.

Walk of shame, expert level.

So Eat ass

Promo shot for the Miami Vice Reboot...

Any good news doc ?

Sean Connery - Shits and Gigglesh

Every fast n furious movie

When the Grim Reaper is on your marketing team.

Engrish is eazy!

Well I Was Being Honest

Anyone remember this Movie Masterpiece?

The only good thing about living in Alabama.

Coming to a new internet subscription near you

Aw man, they left...

Savage..

Cat on ice.

Stand up against racial stereotypes

Get your money's worth!

artstic pysics gaem

Make Britain Great Again! #trumpqueen

What a ***ing narcissist

Redeemable

Youtube gems 13

Am I the only one who has never tasted one of these?

Oh, the Diabetus.

That's why you should always have an alabi at any age...

Is this a sign that my wife went a little overboard on Cyber Monday?

Dam cyborg

Food is life.

Squirrel decided to use my buddy’s car to store pine cones

Disney?

Just got this in the mail

*slow clap to my neighbor*

So, I found this car today...

My favorite roller coaster photo

Selling my camo shirt. PM me

Elmo Knew All Along!

Kylo Amidala

What's your Elf Name?

I just got a new job where I am 1 of 2 males in the office. This is the tool box.

Mein Kart

ERECTUS

What the heck did you do in Maryland, Jack?!

Meeting the big dogs

When your six-year-old discovers the electric sharpener:

Let’s not ever forget this brilliant picture...

kids listening to christmas music today

ANIMORPHS

Sleepless

Apparently booked a business trip on a furry flight. I’m the only non-furry

I really thought she was just a big Alabama at Birmingham fan :(

Flat earth is not sexy

dans dans reolution

This is life with a kitten ...

vhodkain

Windows2001

Nobody likes Reverse Centaur

lookout records

WAAAA

Can't even trust your shadow these days...

sicne we got n place to go..

if you're blue And you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits.....

Let it snow?

I'm sorry to bother you!

His name is Clifford

Anon is relatable

This bear was accidentally brought to the dog shelter and had a great time

smoth criminall

Relationship Status Right Now

***ing Weebs

utterly disturbing

Infinity Stones? I’ll give you $8 bucks for it.

This fish is NOT loyal

i started crying at six

The one true God, and the Devil. In one face.

Elon Busk (Windows2001)

Good thing we're not under a dictatorship

The chair that gave me a small heart attack.

Sucking daddys thumb

"Unable to connect to the internet."

Looks like Timmy is worm food.