We have an ant problem. The husband is trying to make the ant traps more appealing.

When she gives you mixed signals

My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...

Curse this sudden but inevitable mash up !

When you don't know the answer to a question but refuse to leave it blank

Meanwhile, in the comment section of some old post

Bill understood 2017 humor long before we did.

Oph!

Must be a pun work environment!

Dima, we boat now

It's civil war time

I love Urban Dictionary

1970s vs now

Logical Spock is logical.

Can you pass me spanner hooman.

I hate them!

I don't think that's how you're supposed to lift it.

Someone needs to appreciate my brother’s craft as much as I do.

Meme

Self-Christmas shopping

Bobbo?

Anon is a 6 (apparently)

facts

Who did it better?

$1500 Swiss Army knife, reviews are the best

Relatable

Unintended Technology Convergences.......

solution

Explain

anon has gas

How the riots went

well

Somebody didn't know what they were agreeing to, when they said "Yes" to the naming rights of this stadium.

Anon has a dream (Memecember post btw)

results may very.

Top ten anime betrayals

Saw this in a building

I made a Mad Magazine text fold-in for a friend who was having issues with depression. It was one of the few things that cheered him up.

And they tell us Bay of Pigs was a failure

It's always time for alcohol...

My son, as the Flash, decided to photobomb his sister

$11,759

When the name fits.

Now darkness is afraid of me

Swedish television channel decided to protect the identity of a seagull that was saved from the subway

Get the show on

I prefer chevy'th time

Got em

Meths

Time to pick a new life goal

K bye

Meme

I can’t be the only one

Priceless King of the Hill moment

Minecraft

It's the current year

I love it when Spongebob becomes self aware

Stan Lee making a cameo appearance in his own life

James is probably richer than all of his friends combined now

Sorry I Have A Date.

Slobodan don' goofed

We were given the best roasting sticks as a wedding gift.

Calorie counter encountered on Amazon

My friend and I thought it would be funny to hang candid pictures of our dads on the computer lab wall at my uni. It kind of took off. I give you, the Dad Wall.

My cat has the same reaction when I ask it this question.

I wish my debit card looked like a blowtorch.

But who gets the butt?

Really???.....

Someone placed googly eyes on this Destiny 2 display at Best Buy.

Doggo uses tail whip... It was super effective

We have come full circle

Modern-day Nativity Scene

My son is a realist

That's a creepy creature

It's only a matter of time...

2017. A summary.

Definitely two T-Rex's fighting over a table saw.

For these confusing times

Seriously......

Just ***ing Look....

5 stages of grief

Illusion

Poor Lou

I did not peak at the gifts I didn’t I did Not!.....

Equal Opportunity

Holiday spirit fail.

The Modern Christmas Fairytale

How to adjust your genitals during a live interview

Sadly, this is very relatable

Dad mocks 16 year old son by copying his Instagram selfies.

Dog Philosopher

It was supposed to make me sad. Instead, for the last 26 years, it's made me smile every time I look at it.

The Lasso of Truth

Did you see the app that Google just bought? ?

This one is better taine_elson

My EMOtions have faded away, it's only pain now

He died for our sins.

Double agent training

When Europe goes far right, they go far right through Belgium

Joan Crawford's rules for throwing a party still hold up today