Movies to show your kids
I must resist
When you smoke weed for the first time
She wants to sit on the stairs but they're no longer carpeted so she just stands there and softly whines.
Did they get a sex change as well?
The ambiance sucked
Nicolas Cage
We got a pet cam for Christmas that also has “dog tv”. It plays music and pictures of other dogs. She’s been watching for a while now. She’s turned into a hooman.
TFW you chirp so hard you ruin a relationship
The Real MVPs
Sex shop sign
Lyft drivers doing anything for 5 stars
This plane is departing from New Zealand in 2018, will land in Hawaii in 2017.
Strobbery
From a sell-and-swap Facebook group.
Grateful
This speed limit sign knows what’s good ;)
Quick Maffs
Canadian Uber
My mom is driving to georgia and just sent me this pic of an injured hawk she found on the side of the road. She loaded it up in her car and is meeting the rescue guy.
Kumail Nanjiani got no chill
Sex options on sign up for forum
We were warned...
This van decor I was driving behind
Happy New Year Japan!
Crime Scene High Jinks
I’m broke!
enjoy and laugh
He needs a new shirt!
New Years Eve
My wife about to chop onions
How i celebrate new years
It’s a little colder in Michigan then we thought....
bada bip bada boop
Wait... I don't get it
I haven't changed a day...
The calm before the storm.......
Amazon Prime
Women decompiled
Got gifted the perfect mug for a modern day Apple user like me
australia more or less
>:(
The horror of taking kids places
At first glance I thought this was a Bob Ross Quarter...
The chad empire vs the virgin tribalism
Goodbye 2017. May the humour be with you.
Someone give this writer a raise
How to get rich in STAR WARS
I keep my nut for what's special in life bois.
that is pretty decent
Nearly got a heart attack
Here's to another lousy year...
She should’ve been more specific
Russia's new defence
How to not get arrested
...Nothing.
nature is truly majestic
Show-off
Gotta say Dominos guy "delivered"
Holiday on Ice - nice ad placement
In an alternate universe..
CPR
Talk about a shitty day.
Please give me an "I"
DONT YOU DARE OBJECTIFY WOMEN
My middle school mind couldn't comprehend this at the time but now....
A Freelancer
The Portable Masturbation Hut
Im not sure what led to the creation of the world's longest plunger, but I'm glad I missed it.
Im like... totaly pregnant!
Found this on imgur, definitely worth sharing.
My dog looks like she’s a floating head
Nic Cage at Walgreens in the tampon isle
Rust were much diffrent back in the days
You can only see it once
The First Order tracking the Rebellion through lightspeed
5 Plastic Army Men Least Useful In Combat
My Dad got a picture into the community calendar
We’re going into 2018 when this guy is going into 2108
Your grandmother were so preoccupied with whether or not she could, she didn’t stop to think if she should.
Spotted in a bar in Barcelona, Spain.
Whoever thought up this name deserves a reward.
thats what they get for eating kids
The receipt for a sex shop, thank god i guess??
God made us in a gay way!
thank you siri
relatable
When she sends you nudes but as a friend
i don't rember this from Danny Phantom
Breaking Bacon
phone machine broke
Where is ya come from, where did ya go? Where did ya come from...
You want me to what!?
aww, you're such a cu-... f*ggot.
What is The Rock’s ONLY weakness?
Traffic Lights Deep in the Jungle
It's not the size, but how you use it!
When you just dont know.
outplayed F.B.I
hue