First, a saucer of milk. Then I invade Czechoslovakia.

The Clam Before The Storm

Lucky

An apology to my future self

T H O T

When you make the minimum Credit Card payment after the holiday season.

ＴＨＩＮＫ　ＢＥＦＯＲＥ　ＹＯＵ　ＳＰＥＡＫ　壱む宴ヿ

A N G E R Y Chan

Inside a snail.

ZA WARLDO!!!!!!!!!!

The good, the bad, and the impaired

chileanminers.jpg

Samsung support says the casing on my new out of the box tablet is not Magnetized. I beg to differ.

legit

most excellent good boy

wakanda

Are these my only two choices?

when she turns to ask if you pulled out

So Handsome!

avos   

EA customer service

Old Timberlake meets new Timberlake

I did not hit her! I did not! This is bullshit!

Jesus, it's cold outside

2018 New Year Resolution

I'm a marine biologist in a federal building and someone put googly eyes on the fish posters...in a federal building.

absurdism

REEEEEEEEEEE

Important science tip

Try Hard 2

Spouse frequently changes my nickname settings in my phone without telling me. Today’s activity update was extra snarky.

Jenny I got your number.

Professor just started updating the course site and added this photo

Hey Wait

Before Netflix and chill, there was...

Millennials...

I AM MOJO JOJO!

Too lazy to shovel

My Dad had surgery today to become a woman. My Mum still has a good sense of humour about it all. Here's what she got her.

Just a Floridian tryin to get by

Rest assured, Intel’s CPU Security Flaws are in good hands…

Movies to show your kids...

Someone showed me this for the first time last. Made me think “reason is as reason does”

truth

When your hobby matches your name...

Puggy blinders

Six feet pun-der...

Day one of my raw food diet starts today.

True

When you turn to ecological veganism for Earth-Chan

Mozilla's shout-out to Spaceballs

Gr8

When local veterans get a billboard...

“You can copy my homework, just make it look different to mine...”

I went to my friends private mode bookmarks and this is what I see. I am not disappointed.

100 hit combo

Boii

You can be anything you want

Polite anarchy in Seattle.

MOM GET THE CAMERA!

>MFW 3rd wave feminism is on the rise

Extreme Home Makeover

more than 40 points in one week !!!

The only explanation.

Floppy disks are like jesus

Throwback to when the Zimbabwe military took over the state controlled media to announce that no coup is taking place.

A radical concept.. Bali 2017

DoggVO

If only he could read faster...

Good point

Giant Googley Eyes. Best Purchase Ever.

We are missing radaway, power armor and giant vaults.

Let Down Your Hair

Pulling a gay man thing

Nice suit

Life's like a jojo, it has ups and downs

Made in USA, Made in China

When Mom comes over to visit.

This is from atleast 2010, and I know it's very lame, but it's still my favorite meme.

Right

Gas prices are fallinga

For his 65th birthday, my dad traveled to Ecuador to ride the "Swing at the End of the World." I need to get on his level.

Great, now I feel bad for eating a damn kiwi...

speak

Maybe I should call Pizza Hut and get them fired...

Hahah cool

oh my

yes

Now that Oregonians have to pump their own gas...

Biggest plot twist ever!

Logan Paul Finds Something In The Woods

Much better than the first book, would reccomend

The gf kept saying she wanted to draw something together. I suggested taking turns drawing individual lines. This was our dissaterpiece

Barnes and Noble understands sticker placement.

I’m no meteorologist but it’s kinda cold at the Jersey shore today

Ah, the Jehovah Witness final exam.

The goat of the gods.

I bet it is Paul’s, then.

When cartoons get too real

A reminder that The Olson twins are racist.