I got my friend an authentic newspaper from her actual date of birth as a gift. You don't get a chance to see it before it comes...
My Valentines Day reservation is done.
Help they're kidnapping me
Just like me!
In case you were wondering, this is how you put "stripper" on a resume.
Hey Sis, come help me with this Selfie
What color is it?
Anon wants to make friends
when fresh is flooded by Bapsi ifunny reposts
>tall black guys that come and steal your stuff, and get aggressive if you look at them
yes im adicted to this meme
Heat Rises in Hell
Mine agrees...
Only Food Service and Retail workers understand.
My daughters birthday was yesterday . She didnt want to be a princess or a fairy . She wanted to be a pennywise . I hope she always stays weird
I know you!
Quiet! The dog is listening...
2 sausages for free...hmm... shut up and take my money!
Why Dave Chappelle Would Take Another Break From Comedy
A friend just sent me this
Probably not.
It’ll look elegant at least.
Happy Australia Day
Safety always first.
Got a point...
Pen Is Stuck
Spidey senses tingling
Not sure what store this but my friend sent a picture.
Ummm...??..
:'(
Hank gets us
At the local drinkatorium.
I bought these sweatpants immediately after reading this review
The reunion I’m hoping for at the Super Bowl halftime show
Pew pew. Now you know.
My new puppy!
My sister brought this mini hammock home from Nicaragua. We put it to good use.
Coffee doesn’t do this......
colection
Like hot apple pie
Thanks, Jacob Ernup...
Here in Idaho, we grow the BEST potatoes.
Holy Minecraft, Batman!
The World is my Rooster
wii
D) All of the above
Touché Old Spice, touché
You really can get anything at Target
Mining the new currency before it becomes the new currency.
This charity might want to take a long, hard look at itself
I've been laughing for 10 minutes
Smokey says...
Step one: acquire an airplane.
Transferring from an engineering school, this mural on campus just gave me a brain aneurysm
@Katman360
Tom and Jerry and Kush
I work on a commercial ship. This happens every time we head to the Middle East.
yes
Nice!
Italian Bell Pepper
Business Hours: honest version
Career ladder of pornstar
Be careful out there
How to be petty after a fight
Dammit Superman!
Realfield
Fair enough!
When you show up for a job interview that you aren’t remotely qualified for.
It's so sad that most are kept in captivity.
These big birb babies enjoy a bit of a shower on a 40+ Celsius day, and I enjoy showering them
Pencils given out to schoolchildren in the nineties:
Metallica 2020?
Helping your parents with a tech problem
The new desks at our university library fit Reich in
BC?
Whoa... what is this award for???
Seth Rogen roasting James Franco
water mark
succesfull post
We must protect our children.
yes
bada bing,bada boom: seconda parte
He wants to play catdog
*** you Karen
BitcoinDaddy
Anon has some money
I told the guy who wrote the pizza joke in my last post that he got me a ton of Internet points, he sent this back
Speechless
Netflix knows TV.
When you take gender-studies.
Mixed message
This shot of David Schwimmer in the new Skittles Super Bowl commercial is nightmare fuel
My sister caught her husband sleeping on the job.
Saves you money
Kill urself
New fashion style in Florida?
My uncle fell asleep on break at our shop
"Dude, you ok?"
This made my day:
What a day out