Michael's family really did a number on him.

My mom was the top preforming rep at her call center in 2017. This was her gift.

Coffee keeps me from killing you all.

i like that one

issues

Making a difference.

Wanna play Doctor?

Michelle Bachman said she was waiting for a sign from God to run for Senate.

doubt

Watch out

Cat Gets Brain Freeze

Whatever, I do what I want!

My grandpa took this bottle out and says, "I take these for my gambling addiction."

Tacos, where are you? I miss your alts.

The resemblance is eggstraordinary!

You Really Think Your Job Is Tough ?

When you know your way around computers

A quandry

Necks time, on Pawn Stars...

CSI: My House

TV-channels IRL

My friend shaved his beard

damn

Finally the truth

Yeah brain, it's a good time for that now

Bustachu

You are my fire, the one desire!

Quit your bullshit, Robin.

taking care of your drunk friend like

And that explains why we’re broke...

GET OUT MOM!

Relatable

what about the wo-wookies?

Dying Alone

Bed+me

Important meetings

The clearest photo of the blood moon.

This repost seems appropriate again.

I took a picture of the Rare Blood Moon from last night.

this review

ok, i guess...

Its contagious

Brave police

My only friend...

NOT THE KIDS!

Can't help you there, gramps.

Bed love

Tf is Robert Downey Jr's dog doing

Who's the bald ***

When you are taking a pic and you leave your flash on

Check if there's a Jew behind you, they're behind everything after all

LEG

When someone tries to call me

snorlax will put you in that coma

I laughed too hard at this. Human Veal xD

And elixir of sadness perhaps

You had one job!!

Relatable

Mildly non-pc post for a good evening

Thanks bro

I had to turn this video upside down

Check out this cool single photo that looks like four separate ones

so what your'e trying to say is...

d'oh

Tie Pod challenge is something for dummies.

harsh words

Illinois

When your girlfriend asks how good was the game...

Bring back the rhodies

Fan fiction?

This exists at the airport.

hell yeah

It’s science fair season.

A stalemate date

People are acting like Black Panther and Blade are the first black super heroes and I'm standing here like

Thanks Debra

Poor *** doesn’t even realise he’s being hunted by the T-1000

its-a me

A puppy then, a horse now

Saw this billboard coming home from work...

Waiting to do my staff evaluation at work

Todays moon eclipse looks like a giant Pokeball!

fast as hell I tell ya h'wat

How many times...

Unintentionally roasting themselves

my brother found a mysterious old poem in our garden

soon

Grimaldi’s menu layout on mobile makes it look like these are single toppings.

Guns and Roses have sure toned it down..

See the guy in the background ? Thats the guy I wanna be

Rival Biker Gangs

Bazooka Roulette

“I’m delivering your pizza where?”

it was a dream

I left my dad alone in the Samsung store for 5 minutes..

Violent sex offender

am70E02

Jesus had style

I had an idea for my headstone. Here is a rough sketch.

Samuel L Jackson confirms.