My sister couldn’t open a spice container, so she asked me for help. I looked at it and said “So... you need me to... Open Sesame?”

Hoping she sees this!

Rachel Riley struggling to contain a chuckle on yesterday's show after this was spelled out.

This cup of fat looks like a frothy, cold beer. I’m going to leave it out at a party this weekend. I’ll report back.

Witness me!!

These two had opposite hair cuts.

There'll never be a conspiracy whether that is really Adam Sandler's kid or not.

Haha im human too

Greatest conspiracy ever

pretty much

"Children are a blessing." is a truly depressing statement imo.

If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing this he'd be very grumpy...

I defragged my zebra

WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP

She trippin

We got a entrepreneur over here.

Michael's family really did a number on him.

My mom was the top preforming rep at her call center in 2017. This was her gift.

Coffee keeps me from killing you all.

i like that one

issues

Making a difference.

Wanna play Doctor?

Michelle Bachman said she was waiting for a sign from God to run for Senate.

doubt

Watch out

Cat Gets Brain Freeze

Whatever, I do what I want!

My grandpa took this bottle out and says, "I take these for my gambling addiction."

Tacos, where are you? I miss your alts.

The resemblance is eggstraordinary!

You Really Think Your Job Is Tough ?

When you know your way around computers

A quandry

Necks time, on Pawn Stars...

CSI: My House

TV-channels IRL

My friend shaved his beard

damn

Finally the truth

Yeah brain, it's a good time for that now

Bustachu

You are my fire, the one desire!

Quit your bullshit, Robin.

taking care of your drunk friend like

And that explains why we’re broke...

GET OUT MOM!

Relatable

what about the wo-wookies?

Dying Alone

Bed+me

Important meetings

The clearest photo of the blood moon.

This repost seems appropriate again.

I took a picture of the Rare Blood Moon from last night.

this review

ok, i guess...

Its contagious

Brave police

My only friend...

NOT THE KIDS!

Can't help you there, gramps.

Bed love

Tf is Robert Downey Jr's dog doing

Who's the bald ***

When you are taking a pic and you leave your flash on

Check if there's a Jew behind you, they're behind everything after all

LEG

When someone tries to call me

snorlax will put you in that coma

I laughed too hard at this. Human Veal xD

And elixir of sadness perhaps

You had one job!!

Relatable

Mildly non-pc post for a good evening

Thanks bro

I had to turn this video upside down

Check out this cool single photo that looks like four separate ones

so what your'e trying to say is...

d'oh

Tie Pod challenge is something for dummies.

harsh words

Illinois

When your girlfriend asks how good was the game...

Bring back the rhodies

Fan fiction?

This exists at the airport.

hell yeah

It’s science fair season.

A stalemate date

People are acting like Black Panther and Blade are the first black super heroes and I'm standing here like

Thanks Debra

Poor *** doesn’t even realise he’s being hunted by the T-1000

its-a me

A puppy then, a horse now

Saw this billboard coming home from work...

Waiting to do my staff evaluation at work

Todays moon eclipse looks like a giant Pokeball!

fast as hell I tell ya h'wat

How many times...