Just tell me how many paper towels I’m getting, Bounty.

left or right?

Look what I got in cards against humanity today

When They Say : You're Too Young To Be Tired!

For Phil. Send that guy some love.

H E H

I told Jen it would one day come in handy.

Whose line was the best!

Don't even have to buy the game book.

That's a very good point, local Mexican restaurant

Girlfriend's eye doctor hit her with a good ol' dad joke today.

Groundhog Day. Such proud.

Pen cap charicatures

Musk can‘t ship “Flamethrower“

“Was that you?”

Basketballs are also flat

That’s why I don’t eat lobster as well

Don't give up, there's always another way!

Successful summoning

How to spot a dragon using an illusion spell.

Just doing the job right

Dear Animal Crackers, my 1 y/o isn’t ready for this:

Thanks Google? I guess you're not wrong...

The existence of this Pepe g has been FOREtold eons ago

This truck I passed in Idaho.

Ha! I’m a genius

....and other excuses

Catlipse

Bless her bobs and vegene

floyd...Floyd...FLOYD!!

Be mein valentine.

Kiss of Poseidon

When you finally have something to talk about

Groundhog Day flowers for my wife

In honor of Black History Month.

it happens

Baiting deer is illegal!

Great photo of this week's lunar eclipse.

My 13 year old son has been learning how to photoshop. Yesterday he made this...

The Real Supervillain

I kinda want to try now

I wish all ads were this good

Wasted Time...

He’s right you know

I'm sure I've seen this film before Sky.

Study tips 101

My nephew also looks like he may live in a van down by the river

oh noe..

Probably the greatest comic strip..

Road Conditions

yes

Live, love ...

Man-face-baby flight safety rules.

Your dog's mindset.

dont touch-a

Worst possible outfit to wear to a Target. I got asked questions like 40 times.

Uber Fact #3248

oh.. thats why

Hey Hugelol, HyperPenis here

Hoooooooomaaaaaan!

1920s comic strip predicting the mobile phone.

Lady posted this in the Keto Beginners group where we show our meals to get ideas - she got a ton of free range eggs to make a meal for her family tonight

Rest in pieces knuckles

Lego of Triumph

Excuse me for one second.

An emotional support animal

Mom caught my little brother planning a party...

Pretty much-

gotum

I couldn’t believe we got 4” of snow last night, I had to check and see for myself.

Wiser words were never said

My daughter looks like she LIVES IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

Sick of your shit af

My sister couldn’t open a spice container, so she asked me for help. I looked at it and said “So... you need me to... Open Sesame?”

Hoping she sees this!

Rachel Riley struggling to contain a chuckle on yesterday's show after this was spelled out.

This cup of fat looks like a frothy, cold beer. I’m going to leave it out at a party this weekend. I’ll report back.

Witness me!!

These two had opposite hair cuts.

There'll never be a conspiracy whether that is really Adam Sandler's kid or not.

Haha im human too

Greatest conspiracy ever

pretty much

"Children are a blessing." is a truly depressing statement imo.

If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing this he'd be very grumpy...

I defragged my zebra

WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP

She trippin

We got a entrepreneur over here.

Michael's family really did a number on him.

My mom was the top preforming rep at her call center in 2017. This was her gift.

Coffee keeps me from killing you all.

i like that one

issues

Making a difference.

Wanna play Doctor?

Michelle Bachman said she was waiting for a sign from God to run for Senate.

doubt

Watch out

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