How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

Dan doesn't know how to drink like a russian.

Watering can was acting a bit funny today. Here’s the reason

Faster, Papa!

Slippin into darkness

:°(

Ain't that nice!

"Not both though"

LEARNING GEOMETRY

This suddenly makes sense

The solution

No thanks, I don't think I'm in the mood for that right now..

I did nazi this coming

See you later you peasants.

Advertising in a nutshell...

nice catch

I sure love time travel

Still doing this as a 32 year old

Just a cat with beard.

Meanwhile, at Buzzfeed HQ...

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Elon Musk! One of the smartest men alive!

It’s that time of the week again.

Darwinism refuted

can you see them?

I'm certain this bin is drunk.

TIL Patrick Stewart tested a wig for Captain Picard. It is beautiful.

Stop screaming

See me after class

how to behave in public 101

Green Goblin posting

Just tell me how many paper towels I’m getting, Bounty.

left or right?

Look what I got in cards against humanity today

When They Say : You're Too Young To Be Tired!

For Phil. Send that guy some love.

H E H

I told Jen it would one day come in handy.

Whose line was the best!

Don't even have to buy the game book.

That's a very good point, local Mexican restaurant

Girlfriend's eye doctor hit her with a good ol' dad joke today.

Groundhog Day. Such proud.

Pen cap charicatures

Musk can‘t ship “Flamethrower“

“Was that you?”

Basketballs are also flat

That’s why I don’t eat lobster as well

Don't give up, there's always another way!

Successful summoning

How to spot a dragon using an illusion spell.

Just doing the job right

Dear Animal Crackers, my 1 y/o isn’t ready for this:

Thanks Google? I guess you're not wrong...

The existence of this Pepe g has been FOREtold eons ago

This truck I passed in Idaho.

Ha! I’m a genius

....and other excuses

Catlipse

Bless her bobs and vegene

floyd...Floyd...FLOYD!!

Be mein valentine.

Kiss of Poseidon

When you finally have something to talk about

Groundhog Day flowers for my wife

In honor of Black History Month.

it happens

Baiting deer is illegal!

Great photo of this week's lunar eclipse.

My 13 year old son has been learning how to photoshop. Yesterday he made this...

The Real Supervillain

I kinda want to try now

I wish all ads were this good

Wasted Time...

He’s right you know

I'm sure I've seen this film before Sky.

Study tips 101

My nephew also looks like he may live in a van down by the river

oh noe..

Probably the greatest comic strip..

Road Conditions

yes

Live, love ...

Man-face-baby flight safety rules.

Your dog's mindset.

dont touch-a

Worst possible outfit to wear to a Target. I got asked questions like 40 times.

Uber Fact #3248

oh.. thats why

Hey Hugelol, HyperPenis here

Hoooooooomaaaaaan!

1920s comic strip predicting the mobile phone.

Lady posted this in the Keto Beginners group where we show our meals to get ideas - she got a ton of free range eggs to make a meal for her family tonight

Rest in pieces knuckles

Lego of Triumph

Excuse me for one second.

An emotional support animal

Mom caught my little brother planning a party...

Pretty much-

gotum

I couldn’t believe we got 4” of snow last night, I had to check and see for myself.