Stop screaming
See me after class
how to behave in public 101
Green Goblin posting
Just tell me how many paper towels I’m getting, Bounty.
left or right?
Look what I got in cards against humanity today
When They Say : You're Too Young To Be Tired!
For Phil. Send that guy some love.
H E H
I told Jen it would one day come in handy.
Whose line was the best!
Don't even have to buy the game book.
That's a very good point, local Mexican restaurant
Girlfriend's eye doctor hit her with a good ol' dad joke today.
Groundhog Day. Such proud.
Pen cap charicatures
Musk can‘t ship “Flamethrower“
“Was that you?”
Basketballs are also flat
That’s why I don’t eat lobster as well
Don't give up, there's always another way!
Successful summoning
How to spot a dragon using an illusion spell.
Just doing the job right
Dear Animal Crackers, my 1 y/o isn’t ready for this:
Thanks Google? I guess you're not wrong...
The existence of this Pepe g has been FOREtold eons ago
This truck I passed in Idaho.
Ha! I’m a genius
....and other excuses
Catlipse
Bless her bobs and vegene
floyd...Floyd...FLOYD!!
Be mein valentine.
Kiss of Poseidon
When you finally have something to talk about
Groundhog Day flowers for my wife
In honor of Black History Month.
it happens
Baiting deer is illegal!
Great photo of this week's lunar eclipse.
My 13 year old son has been learning how to photoshop. Yesterday he made this...
The Real Supervillain
I kinda want to try now
I wish all ads were this good
Wasted Time...
He’s right you know
I'm sure I've seen this film before Sky.
Study tips 101
My nephew also looks like he may live in a van down by the river
oh noe..
Probably the greatest comic strip..
Road Conditions
yes
Live, love ...
Man-face-baby flight safety rules.
Your dog's mindset.
dont touch-a
Worst possible outfit to wear to a Target. I got asked questions like 40 times.
Uber Fact #3248
oh.. thats why
Hey Hugelol, HyperPenis here
Hoooooooomaaaaaan!
1920s comic strip predicting the mobile phone.
Lady posted this in the Keto Beginners group where we show our meals to get ideas - she got a ton of free range eggs to make a meal for her family tonight
Rest in pieces knuckles
Lego of Triumph
Excuse me for one second.
An emotional support animal
Mom caught my little brother planning a party...
Pretty much-
gotum
I couldn’t believe we got 4” of snow last night, I had to check and see for myself.
Wiser words were never said
My daughter looks like she LIVES IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
Sick of your shit af
My sister couldn’t open a spice container, so she asked me for help. I looked at it and said “So... you need me to... Open Sesame?”
Hoping she sees this!
Rachel Riley struggling to contain a chuckle on yesterday's show after this was spelled out.
This cup of fat looks like a frothy, cold beer. I’m going to leave it out at a party this weekend. I’ll report back.
Witness me!!
These two had opposite hair cuts.
There'll never be a conspiracy whether that is really Adam Sandler's kid or not.
Haha im human too
Greatest conspiracy ever
pretty much
"Children are a blessing." is a truly depressing statement imo.
If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing this he'd be very grumpy...
I defragged my zebra
WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP
She trippin
We got a entrepreneur over here.
Michael's family really did a number on him.
My mom was the top preforming rep at her call center in 2017. This was her gift.
Coffee keeps me from killing you all.
i like that one
issues
Making a difference.
Wanna play Doctor?