Oh Russia...

Stephen Hawking vs John Oliver

If We're Going to Arm the Teachers ...

worst cat ever

boii

I ran into Tim the Enchanter today.

Work besties

The suffering continues...

a man can dream

The Flat Earth Society

yee

Taking this to a whole new level

Mistakes have indeed been made

wheremycountrygone?

How else would I transport it, officer?

NANI!

Presenting To You Flat Snowball

Good instructions.

The Fact Cycle

The great battle of the corgis.

Here's an update everyone. It's not looking too good for Michael. Will keep you posted.

Nice Dress

A little parent humour this evening

My 6 year old son had his first school dance tonight. Got caught giving roses to different girls.

I made a sex tape.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy think they are sly.

Welcome to Kansas can I take your order?

What do we do!

The last of my childless friends from college had their first baby recently. They're being adequately initiated.

Free kitchens

Go F yourself :D

Someone help.

Canadian Parking Ticket

Anon is going places

Mrs. Kim don’t play no games

Devil's Challenge...

saves the day

Surprise!

I wrote a blog post about this

Body paint company is very aware

Who’s hot? Who’s not?

CatCloud?

Michael here

Can't do seven sorry

Nobody ***s with France

Musk fiction

Steve Martin’s response to fan mail.

My relationships in a nutshell.

When shit hits the rotating door

Relevant and relatable

My son got detention. Can't even be mad.

I Want Justice Now !

Calvin Has School Figured Out

My job put up poster boards so we could put up cute/fun office pictures. I got to it first.

old reliable

When people ask me why I love this place

So this is cultural appropriation...

Come here Jenny

Just add vinegar

A friend of mine yesterday

I sure you were all wondering.

So meowch truth

Sallie Mae never planned for this

At least someone's happy to see me after a long day at work

I woke up

the original

At the crayola museum, they let you make your own crayon labels

Sneaking in a quick snack

KFC’s apology in the Sun newspaper today.

Change My Mind

Everybody’s gonna die

How to host a party free from height privilege

The Way This Calendar Program Allows You To Choose Your Vibration Pattern For Notifications.

And just like that, it was over

Every “model” on Instagram when she gets a new hairdo

How to spot drunk drivers in Michigan

Hi guys, whuts erp?

May your weekend be as good as this.

When I leave my daughter alone in the Target aisle with alphabetized decorative letters.

My olympic talent

Hey guys, I caught a big~ big mouse just now , so big !

Helps them stay grounded...

This is getting out of hand !

Apparently the boy was the only one who understood the point of the picture..

Put a band-aid on it.

New portrait of my son for the living room.

My daughter didn’t want her brother to steal her blanket again.

My sister let's her kids make inspirational quotes for each day. This was my nephews quote for today

Don't let my sister house sit for you...

Clever Design

Peeping Tom...cat

I do not remember anymore how it was to breath freely

I'm hungry Nana

It’s not delivery..

Just in case you need help

Parallelogram season

Notification squad?

New generation

My girlfriend takes Zuko on shoulder expeditions through the house, so he can examine things in high places.

Actors you recognize but can't name.