Can't do seven sorry

Nobody ***s with France

Musk fiction

Steve Martin’s response to fan mail.

My relationships in a nutshell.

When shit hits the rotating door

Relevant and relatable

My son got detention. Can't even be mad.

I Want Justice Now !

Calvin Has School Figured Out

My job put up poster boards so we could put up cute/fun office pictures. I got to it first.

old reliable

When people ask me why I love this place

So this is cultural appropriation...

Come here Jenny

Just add vinegar

A friend of mine yesterday

I sure you were all wondering.

So meowch truth

Sallie Mae never planned for this

At least someone's happy to see me after a long day at work

I woke up

the original

At the crayola museum, they let you make your own crayon labels

Sneaking in a quick snack

KFC’s apology in the Sun newspaper today.

Change My Mind

Everybody’s gonna die

How to host a party free from height privilege

The Way This Calendar Program Allows You To Choose Your Vibration Pattern For Notifications.

And just like that, it was over

Every “model” on Instagram when she gets a new hairdo

How to spot drunk drivers in Michigan

Hi guys, whuts erp?

May your weekend be as good as this.

When I leave my daughter alone in the Target aisle with alphabetized decorative letters.

My olympic talent

Hey guys, I caught a big~ big mouse just now , so big !

Helps them stay grounded...

This is getting out of hand !

Apparently the boy was the only one who understood the point of the picture..

Put a band-aid on it.

New portrait of my son for the living room.

My daughter didn’t want her brother to steal her blanket again.

My sister let's her kids make inspirational quotes for each day. This was my nephews quote for today

Don't let my sister house sit for you...

Clever Design

Peeping Tom...cat

I do not remember anymore how it was to breath freely

I'm hungry Nana

It’s not delivery..

Just in case you need help

Parallelogram season

Notification squad?

New generation

My girlfriend takes Zuko on shoulder expeditions through the house, so he can examine things in high places.

Actors you recognize but can't name.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board

Yup, the older I get, the weirder math gets

Friend of mine’s daughter was in a chess competition. Safe to say she brought her game face.

Yes dude, it's because of the blanket.

I introduced my grandma to hip-hop 2 weeks ago and she gave me this today

I told my daughter that CDs have music on them.

I really HOPE they listen....

Didn't think I'd like my new REAL ID photo, but they gave me a killer wheat comb over!

Do you even vape bro

Reminder for Michigan drivers, no more snow to hide shitty road.

My friend's new yoga photo. I don't have the heart to tell her.

Cool timelapse of roadwork being done

how to drive on ice

Say goodbye to costly toilet paper!

I wanted to see if people would actually write reviews for jail. Was not disappointed.

Take me Gisus!

This little monster is a Brussels Griffon

In Russia, slides climb you

When someone at the gym is waiting for you to finish your last set

She Asked for a Pony for Her Birthday

Well that complicates things....

This has to be the final level

People who live in 2067

Which cup would you take?

Viva la resitance

another one

Doggo knows..

Bug in matrix

Donny Kerabatsos Action Figure

One of my best friends married his girlfriend yesterday. Our other best friend was his witness.

The demicolon

*Lens Flares*

When you do all the work in the group project.

Gain

Invasion of Ronald McDonald

Yipp

Yeah true but what animal is Spongebob?

how not to wear a tank top

A Newspaper Police Blotter

Someone in my neighborhood was getting angry because people were pissing in front of a building where he lives. He ended up hanging this sign

Simpsons got it again

No one could have imagined...

A frickin’ elephant