Yep I pulled out

Facebook Is Hiring !

Always anticipate

I read this as “man-killing spider burns down home” which would make for a much better story

Hmmm interesting

Join the Army

Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all time. Me:

Rare picture of a zebra taking off

The mystery uncovered..

Buddy sent me this pic saying he finally figured out what was destroying his patio furniture

And the Lord said: Let there be eggs.

If you showed me this headline 20 years ago and told me it was from the future I would have had a much different image in my mind

c o r r e c t

Always happening

Some friends were making fun of my buddy for buying an Infinity Gauntlet at Comicon. He responded with this.

A man dresses his dog up in a suit and puts his cat in the dog's lap for a picture

You need to drink less

Psalms 4:20

Polk high alumni

I could never be a vegan...

Better than any weather man on TV

I don't give...

Facebook doing god's work

Logically....

It's always a sad day

Genius, why didn’t I ever think of this.

Riperoni NUTeroni

Those poor jellies

Did he ?

The code works

So you're telling me I still have a chance?

Name a scam!

Oh Lord...

“I only listen to current music”

My friends dog everybody.

I used to love this show

Hopefully thanos won’t find the flavor stone.

Not A Big Fan.

Standing behind a DEA agent at Lowe’s...

He was just trying to finish a pearl necklace

Crack is wack!

Tested on animals

Bitconnect ASMR

F*ck

Somebody left a car under a leaking pipe

Amazon Alexa can be tricky

Well I... I thought... The pillowcase... You know what, just forget about it.

Anon gets f*cking destroyed and plastered to reaction images

Most people keep a bat under their bed in case of intruders. Not my best friend

w0w

Baggies

B*tch you better not have

I work at a Mexican restaurant in Virginia. Had to do a double take when I saw this sign and didn’t read the top part first.

Damn Nature, You Scary!

Spiderman's logic

Actual footage of me walking in a church

LMAO why they do him like this

Best email I've ever received from an Amazon seller

They must’ve known I was coming

Never the truth

Relatable

Streets in the Northeast US, now that the snow is melted...

When you are the only one who remembers what happened last night

The absolute agony!!

Thanks, McDonald's...

I did not hit her

I’ll comfort you, honey...

Solid advice from dog daddy

Where is the church? Stop those murders

Advice from 2Chainz

Exact difference b/w Dogs and Cats

Mothers Against Drunk Dinosaurs

Jennifer Lawrence meets Emma Watson at a fashion show

Mother in law thought the feds were spying on her...i left some old rc parts last time i was there after i heard.

My favourite episode

Geddit

Dad reads a note from the Principal while son looks worryingly.

What you staring at?

Truly challenging

What would you say?

Dark

"God let me dunk of these hood rats so I may show them your light"

The look on Weird Al's face says it all.

A librarian with humor...

Lady at the store tried to ID me for buying liquor this morning.

#Hahaha

heh

Get at it boys, you know where I'll be

Found these chocolate bars in a candy store in LA

LMAO so true

Just your everyday Palm tree.

Smoke a Fag

Vengeance rising

When you're trying to find a good post after sorting by new

And that's the last time we saw it.

The BIGGEST drug bust of the year!

When the drugs kick in and you have to concentrate on not looking like a boiler

oh.

Secret weapon. Emergency use only!!

Proper savage lad...