You need to drink less
Psalms 4:20
Polk high alumni
I could never be a vegan...
Better than any weather man on TV
I don't give...
Facebook doing god's work
Logically....
It's always a sad day
Genius, why didn’t I ever think of this.
Riperoni NUTeroni
Those poor jellies
Did he ?
The code works
So you're telling me I still have a chance?
Name a scam!
Oh Lord...
“I only listen to current music”
My friends dog everybody.
I used to love this show
Hopefully thanos won’t find the flavor stone.
Not A Big Fan.
Standing behind a DEA agent at Lowe’s...
He was just trying to finish a pearl necklace
Crack is wack!
Tested on animals
Bitconnect ASMR
F*ck
Somebody left a car under a leaking pipe
Amazon Alexa can be tricky
Well I... I thought... The pillowcase... You know what, just forget about it.
Anon gets f*cking destroyed and plastered to reaction images
Most people keep a bat under their bed in case of intruders. Not my best friend
w0w
Baggies
B*tch you better not have
I work at a Mexican restaurant in Virginia. Had to do a double take when I saw this sign and didn’t read the top part first.
Damn Nature, You Scary!
Spiderman's logic
Actual footage of me walking in a church
LMAO why they do him like this
Best email I've ever received from an Amazon seller
They must’ve known I was coming
Never the truth
Relatable
Streets in the Northeast US, now that the snow is melted...
When you are the only one who remembers what happened last night
The absolute agony!!
Thanks, McDonald's...
I did not hit her
I’ll comfort you, honey...
Solid advice from dog daddy
Where is the church? Stop those murders
Advice from 2Chainz
Exact difference b/w Dogs and Cats
Mothers Against Drunk Dinosaurs
Jennifer Lawrence meets Emma Watson at a fashion show
Mother in law thought the feds were spying on her...i left some old rc parts last time i was there after i heard.
My favourite episode
Geddit
Dad reads a note from the Principal while son looks worryingly.
What you staring at?
Truly challenging
What would you say?
Dark
"God let me dunk of these hood rats so I may show them your light"
The look on Weird Al's face says it all.
A librarian with humor...
Lady at the store tried to ID me for buying liquor this morning.
#Hahaha
heh
Get at it boys, you know where I'll be
Found these chocolate bars in a candy store in LA
LMAO so true
Just your everyday Palm tree.
Smoke a Fag
Vengeance rising
When you're trying to find a good post after sorting by new
And that's the last time we saw it.
The BIGGEST drug bust of the year!
When the drugs kick in and you have to concentrate on not looking like a boiler
oh.
Secret weapon. Emergency use only!!
Proper savage lad...
Made some OC
Ohh That is why my car was making a hissing sound
Good old Zuc
Therapy.
Lesbians can post cheesy baby announcements too
“Anyway, here’s wonderwall”
When autocorrect hits you with that “holy shot”
“I’m big boned.”
Life of the Party
like a baby
I wouldn’t complain if this were a thing
My school also has an interesting sign..
I always relate
Didn’t know that my 4’9.5” wife could look even smaller but there she is.
sad
All clear!