The key card they give you at the Watergate Hotel
Was looking up reviews for bluetooth headphones. Didn’t realize they charged extra for this...
Kenobi didnt sense he was a sith to begin with.
Magnum Dong
It's got another year in it
Planning to put this magnet on the CEO’s car on 4/1
What a traffic JAM!
For a moment, I thought I was seeing Easter dildos
New upcoming rap artist at my school.
Because there’s no oil either
I’m a lawyer and I can confirm this
My wife just slid this under the bathroom door. Apparently I’m taking too long.
The ultimate crossover.
Damn it George
Gotta build!
Heh
When your boss needs proof that you’re sick.
There is no worse feeling.
A New Game from Fisher-Price
Hey Mark!
Damn squirrel.
Bathroom Mirror
I thought I’d listen to some saved music on my phone because my Spotify wasn’t working. This is all I had...
New favorite thing I've seen at a customer's house
When you walk into a test you didn't study for
Bitcoin Investors then and now
Thanks durex
After naked statue was concerned "too sexy"
STRIKE!!!
It's all about communication
Sniffing Glue Won't Keep Families Together
Spiderman's most awesome and terrifying power!
Reaching life goals be like
Windows 10 or no Windows 10.
I want to see her reaction
edge
Was mad that I got cut off. Read the license plate and chuckled
WoW
When you browse Fresh instead of Front
I want poster of the day
Photoshop Fun
The fierce unleashed
And after all...
Not my meme just wanted to share
its force
100% NOT Fake News
First time seeing a kangaroo.
Cap'n
Princess
heya cutie
"Behind you!"
"They trust me. Dumb ***s"
Was browsing Mouse Mats on Amazon when suddenly..
Not messing with the odds.
Grace the future
Number's on the back
how the *** did you miss him!?
My feelings on religion
Ironic how he likes to keep his privacy...
I think I captured the exact moment this turtle lost his virginity.
This Irish zoo sign.
Some good 'ol zucc
Anon comes up with a convincing argument
K bye
roast
gottem
hmmm
heh
Confuse Facebook
What would other things be called?
no homo
Sacrilege!
My 7 year old son's brilliant way to never lose the only key he has for this lock
Billing Facebook
Easiest way to learn Japanese
Scrolling into the abyss
FAST
oh my god
ｍｅｍｅｌｏｒｄ
Actually one of my favourite images
Yep I pulled out
Facebook Is Hiring !
Always anticipate
I read this as “man-killing spider burns down home” which would make for a much better story
Hmmm interesting
Join the Army
Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all time. Me:
Rare picture of a zebra taking off
The mystery uncovered..
Buddy sent me this pic saying he finally figured out what was destroying his patio furniture
And the Lord said: Let there be eggs.
If you showed me this headline 20 years ago and told me it was from the future I would have had a much different image in my mind
c o r r e c t
Always happening
Some friends were making fun of my buddy for buying an Infinity Gauntlet at Comicon. He responded with this.
A man dresses his dog up in a suit and puts his cat in the dog's lap for a picture
You need to drink less
Psalms 4:20
Polk high alumni
I could never be a vegan...