“Where can I find the weekly douchebag meet up? Nvm.... found it.”

Bunny slippers.

Mmmmhm

When dogs decide enough is enough!

My girlfriend and I just bought a home. We’re unpacking. Her side of the shower vs. mine.

Don’t tell her I took this picture.

This is the tape our town used for the Easter egg hunt..

When you manage to procrastinate all day

Car wax ad in 1957

Better open your eyes

Hey, could I please see your finger?

Pregnancy Tips

Now it makes sense...

Heh

Shut up & take my money

Not that I'd expect anyone to miss me, but I've been banned for the last 5 days (pic related)

The security at this bar

OwO

How to make the most entertaining "family" game ever!

I am pretty sure this is controversial

Just like witches in black masses

Lady and her cat

When you're an adult but your parents still send you an Easter basket

You think flat earthers are stupid?

There’s always a believer

I bet you are

I think about this image a lot.

The relationship between your degree and the field of your work...

He dried for our sins...

This relatable sign in Ireland

Moses Pranks

Better Lyrics. Better Songs

Cats scatter after their owner has a yoga mishap

haha ;-;

Sonic duck hits the brakes.

Hard at work.

What are you up to Mr. Lahey?

Salt.

>thots

Please welcome Dr. Doggo

How to Make Tea

Forget 2018, this was 2010

Voldemort is apparently a CNN correspondent now. How far we’ve fallen..

Cryptocurrency market in a nutshell.

My friend put in her two weeks notice by giving this to her supervisor. Thankfully he laughed.

How to protect yourself from a robot

Revolutionary new earthquake detection kit...

A problem for all short persons

45-Port Ethernet Switch

Pennywise in Cat form. I think he wants to come inside

When she says she likes The Shape of Water

Still Has Better Grammar Than 99% of People I Know

Press F

Well, this happened... In the instructions, I told them it was a post breakup pizza and to make it really special. Not quite what I was expecting Haha

It’s a hard decision.

I’m particularly fond of Karch’s contribution.

So true :(

Thomas being taken hostage

2018

Buying holy bread from Amazon

When you're an *** towards kids

The sarcasm, the puns, the raw power. God help us.

Potato peeler thingy

Pretty sure my cat went out drinking last night...

*autistic screeching*

Benicio del Toro's spirit animal.

This is me at Target.

Josh being Josh

Doubt IT

Proof that the earth is round

*sweating*

A little Guidance

and a country boy will survive

This is the first time that the onion actually made me lol

Loss of dignity

Had to double take...

When you're waiting for him to get the towel.

Your move Austin Police Dept!

A lot of people seemed to like the last photoshopped book cover I posted, so here's another one

the shape of water

Can you smell toast?

i feel like i am the one she is looking at

That goddamn hippo...

Will Smith and Sophia

When you're absolutely sick of loss memes

Dammit

“Real smooth guys. Real smooth”

Drove right past the park and he instantly knew he was going to the Vet.

A message to fellow motorists.

OH GOD NO

My stalker at work.

A math quesion

We Shall Never Deny a Guest, Even the Most Ridiculous Request

Thank Good it’s Friday

2real5me

GG BOTS

My friend got a convertible and this is the only hat he wears in it

Understandable

Maybe we should ask Elon to help out

The joys of parenting