Better Lyrics. Better Songs

Cats scatter after their owner has a yoga mishap

haha ;-;

Sonic duck hits the brakes.

Hard at work.

What are you up to Mr. Lahey?

Salt.

>thots

Please welcome Dr. Doggo

How to Make Tea

Forget 2018, this was 2010

Voldemort is apparently a CNN correspondent now. How far we’ve fallen..

Cryptocurrency market in a nutshell.

My friend put in her two weeks notice by giving this to her supervisor. Thankfully he laughed.

How to protect yourself from a robot

Revolutionary new earthquake detection kit...

A problem for all short persons

45-Port Ethernet Switch

Pennywise in Cat form. I think he wants to come inside

When she says she likes The Shape of Water

Still Has Better Grammar Than 99% of People I Know

Press F

Well, this happened... In the instructions, I told them it was a post breakup pizza and to make it really special. Not quite what I was expecting Haha

It’s a hard decision.

I’m particularly fond of Karch’s contribution.

So true :(

Thomas being taken hostage

2018

Buying holy bread from Amazon

When you're an *** towards kids

The sarcasm, the puns, the raw power. God help us.

Potato peeler thingy

Pretty sure my cat went out drinking last night...

*autistic screeching*

Benicio del Toro's spirit animal.

This is me at Target.

Josh being Josh

Doubt IT

Proof that the earth is round

*sweating*

A little Guidance

and a country boy will survive

This is the first time that the onion actually made me lol

Loss of dignity

Had to double take...

When you're waiting for him to get the towel.

Your move Austin Police Dept!

A lot of people seemed to like the last photoshopped book cover I posted, so here's another one

the shape of water

Can you smell toast?

i feel like i am the one she is looking at

That goddamn hippo...

Will Smith and Sophia

When you're absolutely sick of loss memes

Dammit

“Real smooth guys. Real smooth”

Drove right past the park and he instantly knew he was going to the Vet.

A message to fellow motorists.

OH GOD NO

My stalker at work.

A math quesion

We Shall Never Deny a Guest, Even the Most Ridiculous Request

Thank Good it’s Friday

2real5me

GG BOTS

My friend got a convertible and this is the only hat he wears in it

Understandable

Maybe we should ask Elon to help out

The joys of parenting

Animal instinct

The party has arrived.

Those are quite expensive as well

That awkward moment, when the heart shaped cutting board you were making, is not turning out as planned.

You've heard of Peter Cottontail, now let me introduce you to Henry Hammerdick

My office held an Easter Egg decorating contest. I'm not artistically inclined...

Walking around Yangshuo, China, was a bit surprised to see the name for this brand of sunglasses...

Hannibal Lector

Get your nanny's out, 4k hdr.

A little too comfortable if you ask me

Harder

The only validation you’ll ever need

Finally achieved world peas

The real reason evolution started...

@nikio

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

He did it

When I upvote a post from -1 to 0

What is this "sex" he is speaking of?

Beer is your friend!

just invite me :3

I love photoshopped children's books

You will read anything when taking a shit.

h u m a n i t y

The future we all wanted imagined as kids

Someone wasn’t paying attention in foreign language class...

Pubg

well played

Went to a Russian version of Disney World. Exceeded expectations.

Dude pulled pulled a printer out of his backpack so he didn’t have to pay to use the university’s print station

Mind twisting thought !