Because he is a good boy.

Snapchot

Every naked person i see, turns me on.

Yup, pretty much sums it up

This man has seen some shit.

Truth from Bob's Burgers

Baby woes

The original design

Jdodala

heh

Nut

Any baby recipe?

PogChamp

Toys”R”Us is closing and the employees put a tear on the giraffe...it really sets the mood for the whole store

That's one way to announce you're pro-choice.

Home cookin’

Crash

That's a weird way to spell "Brandon"

Danny McBride caught me trying to low key take a pic of him and didn’t look too pleased.

In Soviet Russia Pole runs into You!

Stronk

Welcome to Kentucky.

Good friend frog

Sign in my sister's laundry room

Everyone's favorite station! Actually means last stop in Swedish :)

Welcome to earth Mr. Alien.

My shaved cat is not impressed!

Every year my flaccid cactus erects itself.

Will - championed !

My fiancé has a rivalry with the cat...

When she asks if you wanna see the kitty ;)

Hairswap!

Tech support life

One of my friends went to PAX East dressed as Guy Fieri

They should make underwear that says this, right ladies?

When you’re a nice guy, but your shadow is a chad.

I agree Bubbles

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popemobile.”

Wanna start a fight?

Someone get schwifty with me

That good good

Scale of things up close

Best senior yearbook ad. Ever.

Thanks, Jim.

When you sneaking around at 2 am and stub your toe

Get in loser we’re going crying

I think I broke the internet...

When I see a post that made it to the top

The Evolution of Thanos

Being neighbors doesn’t make you friends

The Newton Dilemma

According to the instructions, I have everything necessary to build this cheap furniture

Bork souls

got me there

The Face Of A Killer

Danny

Best voice acting performance, ever. part 1

Girlfriend brought home this strange looking bra today. Apparently it’s for T-cups

Post

Celebrities and their baby pictures

Not Haunted

Well, Summer?

:joy:

Post

You're not the boss of me now

A menu that doesn't sugar coat.

Imperial Measurement

Just got a new shower curtian. I hope my kids like it

When your jedi training finally pays off

So like, how do I apply?

When two friends you introduced to one another start hanging out without you

Sometimes life doesn't find a way

At least they're not Giant Enemy Crabs, I guess

Sorry Pikachu, guess we have to go somewhere else

Me too

Ctrl C, Ctrl V

This certainly rings a bell or two.

A sign at my local ice cream store

Every time I turn on my computer

A good sense of humor

Raw sauce

Some people like to live on the edge

This is sickening

OwO

My wife got me and my baby matching t-shirts!

No u

Micropenis confirmed

Always wear a seatbelt kids

His psalms are sweaty

The majestic.......

am lost

Most accurate definition of adulthood.

Animal Farm notice

Really. He’s cool...

I really hate musicals

Hummmmmm

Dogs of peace

Missing part included!

Pickpocket: 100

so that's what happened to the Beatles