Lucky Penny

the jigg is up

High Protein Shite

Heart says pizza but body says salad

New skylight! Sick!

Just in case you think the bartender hasn’t heard that line before

Small victory in war against bots

Just accept it

The side of Wakanda that the left doesn't want you to see

We all should learn from this crow

One knight stand

Kids are geniuses

Antonio Banderas as Pablo Picasso looks like Colin Mochrie

K9-1-1 What's your emergency?

Current implementation of "common-sense" legislations

REDEMPTION

That makes sense now

Lemme murder Schrodingers cat

Currently deployed overseas and wife stuck this to a package she sent. It made my day.

who wore it better?

Even Sony got it right....

F to pay respect

Oh Sheryl.....

The Simpsons got another prediction right again....

Jesus Christ, Karen!

£800 was worth it just for this picture

His heart is in the right place

Really the best

Yeah about that no ones getting any

As long as we're posting signs....

Time to get ready.

Now this is a show I've never seen before

When your kids are too young to choose their costumes, you take advantage. #WEALLFLOAT

Pretty cool motivational gym shirt idea

Never falling asleep in public again!

When the opportunity rises

The person who decided to stock back pain relief on the bottom shelf is either an idiot or diabolical.

Not wrong...

Stretching exercises

When watching anything on cellular data.

One of my employee's "sick day" email. We run an after-school program. He has a wonderful way with words.

Title

Infinity loop

Surely flying nimbus licenses aren’t subject to age limits...

Ye shall not pass!

Man, can’t win for losing

when you walk down the wrong neighborhood

Anon is lucky

*T-pose niggas*

Soup of the day...

I’m American, and a tweet that I sent out was featured in an Australian Newspaper, who thought I was English

Ninja level: Expert

killed

Hit a huge milestone at work today, incredibly thankful for everyone who helped make it possible!

The Rock with his new baby

I see they take their hygiene seriously here

Sydney is beautiful

Nearly equals 217000

My pregnant wife did not appreciate Google's autocomplete.

This sign in my local pub

Well i know nobody on here can relate

Minecraft, more like shesleepsaroundcraft amirite

My girlfriend and I share storage space in our bathroom. The baskets circled in red belong to her. The basket in blue is mine.

Our professor wears his hat and cape every time he conducts an experiment

When you use your laptop to charge your phone

Venezuela

Rule 5 for life

How to rush B

Idiot was already taken

Some people actually like to get serve the same thing 30 years in a row.

Truth about ugly people

:thinking:

Women confuse me. My girlfriend sent me out for groceries, and like any rational person, I thought that meant go get hats for the dogs. Turns out she was hungry.

Of course your mother can stay with us. Head up to the 3rd floor, the last door on the right ..

This... is... the joy of paaainting!!

Anon tries to find love

God save the queen, please.

Yeh, i know. Thanks for that.

My dog isn't allowed on the couch. This is his solution.

this is so hard

Alaska is a great place to live

This is what happens when you leave your BF alone for 5 mins...

Low effort post

Google Street View captured the spirit of Boston perfectly with one photo

Kenobi the Jedi liar

Married lyfe

Maybe tomorrow then

First time flying over handle bars today

its opposite day

I hate this game

"My cat loves me..."

:thinking:

are you feeling it now?

They're always up to something

The absolute legend

It took me longer than I care to admit to realize this guy wasn’t staring at me...

Look at that lab!

Found Mike Tyson's car today

"Shout the dog"

The quality doesn't look great, but it's actually lossless