So much for discreet packaging...
definitely gonna apply to this school
Drinking is important
What even are ads?
The Sequel we Deserve
tf did i buy
Lucky Penny
the jigg is up
High Protein Shite
Heart says pizza but body says salad
New skylight! Sick!
Just in case you think the bartender hasn’t heard that line before
Small victory in war against bots
Just accept it
The side of Wakanda that the left doesn't want you to see
We all should learn from this crow
One knight stand
Kids are geniuses
Antonio Banderas as Pablo Picasso looks like Colin Mochrie
K9-1-1 What's your emergency?
Current implementation of "common-sense" legislations
REDEMPTION
That makes sense now
Lemme murder Schrodingers cat
Currently deployed overseas and wife stuck this to a package she sent. It made my day.
who wore it better?
Even Sony got it right....
F to pay respect
Oh Sheryl.....
The Simpsons got another prediction right again....
Jesus Christ, Karen!
£800 was worth it just for this picture
His heart is in the right place
Really the best
Yeah about that no ones getting any
As long as we're posting signs....
Time to get ready.
Now this is a show I've never seen before
When your kids are too young to choose their costumes, you take advantage. #WEALLFLOAT
Pretty cool motivational gym shirt idea
Never falling asleep in public again!
When the opportunity rises
The person who decided to stock back pain relief on the bottom shelf is either an idiot or diabolical.
Not wrong...
Stretching exercises
When watching anything on cellular data.
One of my employee's "sick day" email. We run an after-school program. He has a wonderful way with words.
Title
Infinity loop
Surely flying nimbus licenses aren’t subject to age limits...
Ye shall not pass!
Man, can’t win for losing
when you walk down the wrong neighborhood
Anon is lucky
*T-pose niggas*
Soup of the day...
I’m American, and a tweet that I sent out was featured in an Australian Newspaper, who thought I was English
Ninja level: Expert
killed
Hit a huge milestone at work today, incredibly thankful for everyone who helped make it possible!
The Rock with his new baby
I see they take their hygiene seriously here
Sydney is beautiful
Nearly equals 217000
My pregnant wife did not appreciate Google's autocomplete.
This sign in my local pub
Well i know nobody on here can relate
Minecraft, more like shesleepsaroundcraft amirite
My girlfriend and I share storage space in our bathroom. The baskets circled in red belong to her. The basket in blue is mine.
Our professor wears his hat and cape every time he conducts an experiment
When you use your laptop to charge your phone
Venezuela
Rule 5 for life
How to rush B
Idiot was already taken
Some people actually like to get serve the same thing 30 years in a row.
Truth about ugly people
:thinking:
Women confuse me. My girlfriend sent me out for groceries, and like any rational person, I thought that meant go get hats for the dogs. Turns out she was hungry.
Of course your mother can stay with us. Head up to the 3rd floor, the last door on the right ..
This... is... the joy of paaainting!!
Anon tries to find love
God save the queen, please.
Yeh, i know. Thanks for that.
My dog isn't allowed on the couch. This is his solution.
this is so hard
Alaska is a great place to live
This is what happens when you leave your BF alone for 5 mins...
Low effort post
Google Street View captured the spirit of Boston perfectly with one photo
Kenobi the Jedi liar
Married lyfe
Maybe tomorrow then
First time flying over handle bars today
its opposite day
I hate this game
"My cat loves me..."
:thinking:
are you feeling it now?
They're always up to something