Keep his name out your mouth
You’ve been roasted by, a smooth criminal
+100 style
Insta***
We've incorporated it into our lovemaking...
Cyclist signs in Germany
Clearly my dog loves her birthday present
The karate crotch windmill
The biggest crime ever!
If you Google Translate Monty Python's "Killer Joke" from German to English, Google dies.
Cheap date
I don’t remember Peter Rabbit being this intense.
Waffles
Press conference
I’m a secretary on a hospital unit today, we’ll see how long I can do this.
Dogs : Then vs Now
To make things clear.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
Dwayne “The Bach” Johnson
Where the pizza cuts itself
I love messing with Craigslist Scammers. They offer to purchase my items with fake checks, so I have them send me fake checks.
Something's not right..
Bruno you tease
Would take this to my ex's wedding party.
Waiting for the professor to post your grade but you already know you failed
I like this Airport Terminal so much that I took a photo of myself in line waiting for my plane.
A cause I can support
Part 1 : AWAKEN MY SHITPOSTERS
Not for weak hearts
What's red, bubbly and taps on glass?
Striking Resemblance
Resovolution
Transformation Tuesday...
One way to make sure parents keep their children with them
You got me there
Disable your adblock
You haven't eaten pizza until....
Must have been watching CSI
The Doctor doesn’t do guns
Meta même from the future
Dominoes delivery instructions for the win
Lumber Jack
I'm Ned and I'm Bed
Beautiful sce-
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Hippo Jokes
You wouldn't pirate a house
Rethinking Taxonomy
My friend texted me today with what I like to call... evil brilliance!
Important lessons about laundry and life
Finally know the founding fathers true intentions
Better start hidin' boy
انا انا
Aussie’s dogs ain’t vegans bois!
Still got the cancers
WHO’S THE FATHER SHELLY?
My Dad asked his accountant brother to help with his taxes...
Drake is going hands-free in Austin...
I don't see a downside
When the drugs start wearing off and you realize what you've done...
They forgot the ad that appears over the whole screen.
I was disappointed only a few people got my shirt at a recent 5k.
Parents make mistakes too.
Arrrrr!
Im gonna make everyone gay now
My grandma thought this was hilarious
What is this sorcery??
L o S S
Dying on vacation like
.... I gotta go
:notlikethis:
:notlikethis:
Anon is so autistic that it hurts
What's new?
Sorry that was a strange thing to ask
You laugh, you go to hell.
This cat just loves to dance
I went to the zoo but the Rhino was tired.
This puppy small enough to get through the fence bars. I guess a spoon is cheaper than change the whole fence.
Where is it
Normiᴱ
Coyote Activity Warning
A Cute Boy
The Flat Earther’s Atlas statue
How the little brother names the Netflix
:thinking:
Time To Work Out
The better father figure!
loli > FBI
edge
Sex Machine
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The joy of the 90s
They don't understand
Lord Buckethead is The One True Saviour
The future is now
A minor setback
Something seems familiar about this
It puts the sprinkles on the cone…
The marketing folks at ALDI are gods.