The Texorcist

If Pompeii happened today.

Wait a minute

"hello this is fox!"

Anon is a Max Payne fan

On my cruise, I got into a friendly competition with the guy who folds the towel animals. This sarcophagus was my favorite.

Heathrow airport has expanded its list of destinations

That's neat

Because it's fun and cute !

Someone is lying

Pulled A Sneaky One

My daughter's spelling list this week.

100% me for every exam

Do I have permission to call her buttcrack?

meow gang

Sleep positions for couples... theory vs. reality.

Skip the chit-chat

Swing Batter Swing.

All wrinkly and sad and neglected

Sonic the hoghedge

Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of

The devil in me got an easy job

Santan

False flag operation.

Accurate asf

new

Trail sign in a state park near Bear Mountain, NY

The beacon of hope for the socially anxious

Rock broke my windshield lady week. When I got it replaced I asked for my inspection stickers to be transferred.

May flowers bring...

Thanks, sign!

Happy Gillmore

A sign at a bar near my workplace.

Found this excellent recipe for chicken pie in my grandfathers wallet while going through his stuff after he died

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Fun dip - the gateway drug

My 5 year old made a Calvin themed birthday work of art for me

Thanos concept art

This poster in a tramstation in Norway

....

Cloudy with a chance of Statham

This ruins my day every time

Nonviolent packing

Brendan, the old soul of pre-K

My fiancee doesn't think I'm funny

My niece got sick at school and her friends made her this card

Clown Jokes

"Here is a drawing. It was drawn with pen on a piece of paper by a person and it is here now. End of description."

My boss and I get along

Best Amazon review ever...

A bird hit a window at my college, i watched after it for a friend and this happens.

CYKA BLIAT

The cheesiest pun

I think the 2nd listed feature of this Samsung camera is the highlight of the product.

My kid and dogs might be about to drop the hottest rap album of the year?

Ouch

If found drunk...

Fork knife

hoMEOWner

Best THANOS Cosplay

Weather in Wisconsin

Some kids in my hometown are really cotton some pagan practices.

My uncle on a business trip in France

Well this was false advertising

Destiny shall prevail.

South Park Always Knows

[Eurobeat Intensifies]

Proof the Egyptians had discovered plastic.

No weapon formed against you shall prosper, NOT even birth control!

Goblout

ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ seven ₕₑₗₗₛ

Best Lara Croft cosplay!

Nutritious

The human body is a weird thing

Guy selling “camo” shirt on my local Facebook marketplace

The Simpsons vs. South Park

Might be a bit too small

Filters...

But that's not his super power.

what's cooler than cool

Relatable

Alternatively you can buy some death stick for 5 credits

Relatable

Enjoy some shitty (half) OC

The God of carrots

Oh boy..

Tell me where do we draw the line...???

:notlikethis:

Squad assemble!

Kanye West be like...

Currently $3.64 just waiting for $4 like....

Jesse, its time to cook!

Am...am I supposed to *** the strawberries?

today of all days

Fallout Neutron

>having dignity

This is a PSA

Bros before Hoes.

Sign at a Strip Club in Tucson, Az during the current Teachers Strike for higher pay wages.

Watch out, atheists.