Painting the captain

Doctors be like...

He’s in the big leagues now

Left my boyfriend unattended with my clip in extensions for 10 minutes...

I've must've missed her, too busy looking at memes.

Why all the questions?

Old job dang truth

Not a cop

When You Have No Kids

Elon Musk announces he’s starting a candy company, then this happened.

If anyone gonna save this man's life it's the girl on the right.

Shit’s going down

The level of disrespect

My wife insists she never feeds the dogs human food while I'm over-the-road, but these faces say otherwise

WHAT DO I DO!!

Fooled me once...

This is happening.

Not today but one day.

Super Smashed Mario

No its the truth.

Underdog was my favorite cartoon as a kid. I’ve always thought that Rudy resembles Simon Bar Sinister.

The Dollar General bathroom key

Def makes sense

Solo next to a Lando cup, and vice versa.

autism leveles that are rivaling even 4chan

Let the games...begin!

How do you sleep at night?

Know your knives, people

Know your timelines

Blood cells..

“Life is a highway”

Those cars you drew as a kid actually exist

The pain is real.

I don’t blame my dad, but how wasn’t it obvious?

Somebody give this guy a PhD!

Whistling noise coming from the engine!

hmmmm

Happy Cinco De Mayo .

hehehehe

heh

If.... I.... fits.... I SITS

Ducks need love too

facts

B O I, you do ⁿᵒᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ

party hard

FREE ᴿᴱᴬᴸ ᴱˢᵀᴬᵀᴱ LGBTQLKPBUSHDIDNINEELEVENXYZ

After I get paid.

Taking yard sale signs to the next level!

Happy Cinco de Mayo. #neverforget

The truth exposed

absolute U N I T

bollywood <3

When she thinks she's punishing you, but she's not

This comment on a picture

Mmm biscuits

This meteor

Darwin’s finches

ooohhh.....

Always pick your words

The curse of the cursive.

Autobuckets, roll out

Someone let the Pope know

original

My brother's grammar textbook in India

I got hit in the cheek with something, so I looked up and my husband winked and said “Read it, wait here’s a pen.” Then threw a pen at me.

Would’ve gone with “fornicating”

An oldie

Most accurate fortune ever

Giant ***in' triangles

Not today.

Had a little fun on the public chat on my flight

I'm a pizza delivery driver and I got to Execute Order 66 on May the 4th!

Funny, but deep shit?

If it works

T.H.A.N.O.S. Sysytem.

Sweet)

damn right

Just a picture of Charles Barkley with Nirvana

There is no such thing as coincidence

Two giant robots

#putdownthetoiletseat or else...

1977 Sgt. Rock Comic Has a pretty good point.

He fell asleep at the party.. bad mistake.

My wife gave me this Bob Ross book. This photo was inside.. ..

But Weed

Best Positions for Couples

Porking!

Humanity, in all its glory

What alien?

Loads.

Review for an aquarium filter

Or milk.

Me leaving work today, my first weekend off in 3 weeks.

My wife gave me this Bob Ross book today. Inside was this picture.

This is one of the very few of this cancerous meme that made me laugh, enjoy.

Absolutely the truth. Lol

Introvert problems

Not today, I just want a beer.

Happy May 4th

every.single.time.