700,592 
Absolutely the truth. Lol
Introvert problems
Not today, I just want a beer.
Happy May 4th
every.single.time.
Tackling the bigger questions in life
I did not know there were rules, neat!
My trip to the edge of the Grand Canyon a few years ago. Once in a lifetime event.
This Prime Cut of Meat
Golden harvest.
May the 4th be with you, and maybe a little forgiveness too?
Anatomy
The good ole days
Apparently not all cats are afraid of thunderstorms
If it’s tits, I sits
God damn it, I hate it when that happens
Add B
A Survivor
One of my girlfriend's 3rd grade students handed this in
Dad jokes for days....
Life can be so unfair
New personal record!
Indian Writing ->
Latter
Curse You, Dinkleberg!!
Tag it
Charleston The Pug
Shitty Star Wars title
Anon plays a chinese game
Last few days been like
"Let's just crop the first part of the ad, it probably doesn't matter."
I'm not feeling so good, comrade
How dare you, Karen?
Damn you, little ***ers!
Conglaturation !!!
Finally Got My Tv Mounted !!!
Maybe try texting them again
A brand new versatile rating scale, brought to you by 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'
Thanos never even saw it coming
The bizarre double standards of social justice
May the 4th / Cinco de Mayo crossover
The world is a glorious and strange place
Why did daddy beat me?
When you're getting a snack at 3am and you don't want to wake anyone
What Kanye really meant
So dark
the 3 words no man wants to hear
test taking
Ah, life is unfair
The Texorcist
If Pompeii happened today.
Wait a minute
"hello this is fox!"
Anon is a Max Payne fan
On my cruise, I got into a friendly competition with the guy who folds the towel animals. This sarcophagus was my favorite.
Heathrow airport has expanded its list of destinations
That's neat
Because it's fun and cute !
Someone is lying
Pulled A Sneaky One
My daughter's spelling list this week.
100% me for every exam
Do I have permission to call her buttcrack?
meow gang
Sleep positions for couples... theory vs. reality.
Skip the chit-chat
Swing Batter Swing.
All wrinkly and sad and neglected
Sonic the hoghedge
Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of
The devil in me got an easy job
Santan
False flag operation.
Accurate asf
new
Trail sign in a state park near Bear Mountain, NY
The beacon of hope for the socially anxious
Rock broke my windshield lady week. When I got it replaced I asked for my inspection stickers to be transferred.
May flowers bring...
Thanks, sign!
Happy Gillmore
A sign at a bar near my workplace.
Found this excellent recipe for chicken pie in my grandfathers wallet while going through his stuff after he died
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Fun dip - the gateway drug
My 5 year old made a Calvin themed birthday work of art for me
Thanos concept art
This poster in a tramstation in Norway
....
Cloudy with a chance of Statham
This ruins my day every time
Nonviolent packing
Brendan, the old soul of pre-K
My fiancee doesn't think I'm funny
My niece got sick at school and her friends made her this card
Clown Jokes
"Here is a drawing. It was drawn with pen on a piece of paper by a person and it is here now. End of description."
My boss and I get along
Best Amazon review ever...
A bird hit a window at my college, i watched after it for a friend and this happens.