What Kanye really meant
So dark
the 3 words no man wants to hear
test taking
Ah, life is unfair
The Texorcist
If Pompeii happened today.
Wait a minute
"hello this is fox!"
Anon is a Max Payne fan
On my cruise, I got into a friendly competition with the guy who folds the towel animals. This sarcophagus was my favorite.
Heathrow airport has expanded its list of destinations
That's neat
Because it's fun and cute !
Someone is lying
Pulled A Sneaky One
My daughter's spelling list this week.
100% me for every exam
Do I have permission to call her buttcrack?
meow gang
Sleep positions for couples... theory vs. reality.
Skip the chit-chat
Swing Batter Swing.
All wrinkly and sad and neglected
Sonic the hoghedge
Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of
The devil in me got an easy job
Santan
False flag operation.
Accurate asf
new
Trail sign in a state park near Bear Mountain, NY
The beacon of hope for the socially anxious
Rock broke my windshield lady week. When I got it replaced I asked for my inspection stickers to be transferred.
May flowers bring...
Thanks, sign!
Happy Gillmore
A sign at a bar near my workplace.
Found this excellent recipe for chicken pie in my grandfathers wallet while going through his stuff after he died
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Fun dip - the gateway drug
My 5 year old made a Calvin themed birthday work of art for me
Thanos concept art
This poster in a tramstation in Norway
....
Cloudy with a chance of Statham
This ruins my day every time
Nonviolent packing
Brendan, the old soul of pre-K
My fiancee doesn't think I'm funny
My niece got sick at school and her friends made her this card
Clown Jokes
"Here is a drawing. It was drawn with pen on a piece of paper by a person and it is here now. End of description."
My boss and I get along
Best Amazon review ever...
A bird hit a window at my college, i watched after it for a friend and this happens.
CYKA BLIAT
The cheesiest pun
I think the 2nd listed feature of this Samsung camera is the highlight of the product.
My kid and dogs might be about to drop the hottest rap album of the year?
Ouch
If found drunk...
Fork knife
hoMEOWner
Best THANOS Cosplay
Weather in Wisconsin
Some kids in my hometown are really cotton some pagan practices.
My uncle on a business trip in France
Well this was false advertising
Destiny shall prevail.
South Park Always Knows
[Eurobeat Intensifies]
Proof the Egyptians had discovered plastic.
No weapon formed against you shall prosper, NOT even birth control!
Goblout
ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ seven ₕₑₗₗₛ
Best Lara Croft cosplay!
Nutritious
The human body is a weird thing
Guy selling “camo” shirt on my local Facebook marketplace
The Simpsons vs. South Park
Might be a bit too small
Filters...
But that's not his super power.
what's cooler than cool
Relatable
Alternatively you can buy some death stick for 5 credits
Relatable
Enjoy some shitty (half) OC
The God of carrots
Oh boy..
Tell me where do we draw the line...???
:notlikethis:
Squad assemble!
Kanye West be like...
Currently $3.64 just waiting for $4 like....
Jesse, its time to cook!
Am...am I supposed to *** the strawberries?
today of all days
Fallout Neutron