Me leaving work today, my first weekend off in 3 weeks.

My wife gave me this Bob Ross book today. Inside was this picture.

This is one of the very few of this cancerous meme that made me laugh, enjoy.

Absolutely the truth. Lol

Introvert problems

Not today, I just want a beer.

Happy May 4th

every.single.time.

Tackling the bigger questions in life

I did not know there were rules, neat!

My trip to the edge of the Grand Canyon a few years ago. Once in a lifetime event.

This Prime Cut of Meat

Golden harvest.

May the 4th be with you, and maybe a little forgiveness too?

Anatomy

The good ole days

Apparently not all cats are afraid of thunderstorms

If it’s tits, I sits

God damn it, I hate it when that happens

Add B

A Survivor

One of my girlfriend's 3rd grade students handed this in

Dad jokes for days....

Life can be so unfair

New personal record!

Indian Writing ->

Latter

Curse You, Dinkleberg!!

Tag it

Charleston The Pug

Shitty Star Wars title

Anon plays a chinese game

Last few days been like

"Let's just crop the first part of the ad, it probably doesn't matter."

I'm not feeling so good, comrade

How dare you, Karen?

Damn you, little ***ers!

Conglaturation !!!

Finally Got My Tv Mounted !!!

Maybe try texting them again

A brand new versatile rating scale, brought to you by 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'

Thanos never even saw it coming

The bizarre double standards of social justice

May the 4th / Cinco de Mayo crossover

The world is a glorious and strange place

Why did daddy beat me?

When you're getting a snack at 3am and you don't want to wake anyone

What Kanye really meant

So dark

the 3 words no man wants to hear

test taking

Ah, life is unfair

The Texorcist

If Pompeii happened today.

Wait a minute

"hello this is fox!"

Anon is a Max Payne fan

On my cruise, I got into a friendly competition with the guy who folds the towel animals. This sarcophagus was my favorite.

Heathrow airport has expanded its list of destinations

That's neat

Because it's fun and cute !

Someone is lying

Pulled A Sneaky One

My daughter's spelling list this week.

100% me for every exam

Do I have permission to call her buttcrack?

meow gang

Sleep positions for couples... theory vs. reality.

Skip the chit-chat

Swing Batter Swing.

All wrinkly and sad and neglected

Sonic the hoghedge

Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of

The devil in me got an easy job

Santan

False flag operation.

Accurate asf

new

Trail sign in a state park near Bear Mountain, NY

The beacon of hope for the socially anxious

Rock broke my windshield lady week. When I got it replaced I asked for my inspection stickers to be transferred.

May flowers bring...

Thanks, sign!

Happy Gillmore

A sign at a bar near my workplace.

Found this excellent recipe for chicken pie in my grandfathers wallet while going through his stuff after he died

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Fun dip - the gateway drug

My 5 year old made a Calvin themed birthday work of art for me

Thanos concept art

This poster in a tramstation in Norway

....

Cloudy with a chance of Statham

This ruins my day every time

Nonviolent packing

Brendan, the old soul of pre-K

My fiancee doesn't think I'm funny

My niece got sick at school and her friends made her this card

Clown Jokes

"Here is a drawing. It was drawn with pen on a piece of paper by a person and it is here now. End of description."